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April 11, 2014

Nancy Pelosi's Many, Many Republican Friends Keep Blabbing To Her All the Details of the Secret Racist Republican Playbook
— Ace

Nancy Pelosi has a lot in common with Mata Hari, and I don't just mean her age.

I mean the woman is an extraordinary intelligence operative, ferreting out closely-held secrets of the opposition without difficulty.

You may remember that, just last month, SuperSpy Nancy Pelosi had this incredible disclosure about Republican warplan OLIVER, our secret plan to starve hungry children to death.

I asked a Republican friend why his party remains so opposed to extending the vital lifelines for struggling families and really hungry children. This colleagueÂ’s response was telling in its blunt nature and itÂ’s stunning in its honestly. What he said was to the Republican caucus, these people you are talking about are invisible, and the Republican caucus is indifferent to them. Invisible and indifferent. This is just plain wrong.

Ah, a "colleague" -- suggesting that Nancy Pelosi's source is an agent-in-place, a spy in her intelligence network who actually serves in Congress.

This Bay Area Seductress, codenamed THE WORD, merely has to move her pale hands in an enticing fashion and Republican "colleagues" fall over themselves to deliver TS/SCI diplomatic cables to her.

She's like Matt Helm with osteoporosis.

But Nancy Pelosi's not done collecting sensitive data from the enemy organization SPEKOCH. Because another well-placed mole has revealed SPEKOCH's special operations warplan to hate on Hispanics.

Her private spy network even has tentacles into the Irish immigration community. She's blown the lid off our SMAMROCK network.

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi on Thursday blamed racial issues for the GOPÂ’s failure to act on comprehensive immigration legislation.
Â“I think race has something to do with the fact that theyÂ’re not bringing up an immigration bill,Â” the California Democrat told reporters at her regular weekly press conference. Â“IÂ’ve heard them say to the Irish, Â‘If it were just you, this would be easy.Â’Â”
...
Pelosi spokesman Drew Hammill later clarified that the reported GOP comment about the Irish has been relayed to Pelosi a number of times by Irish immigration activists sheÂ’s met with.

Oh so she didn't "hear" them say this at all. Her spokesman says instead that this intelligence was "relayed" to her, most likely in a black diplomatic bag after a hair-raising border crossing from Fresno.

So there you go: Superspy Nancy Pelosi is so deeply embedded inside our organization she might as well be giving orders to it.

Posted by: Ace at 08:25 AM | Comments (415)
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1 They done found us out Cletus !!

Posted by: awkward davies at April 11, 2014 08:26 AM (whqez)

2 "But not the Irish" --Blazing Saddles. So she has it precisely backwards.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at April 11, 2014 08:27 AM (HDwDg)

3 Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Twat.

Posted by: nip at April 11, 2014 08:28 AM (SxlUl)

4 "No dogs, or Irish".

Posted by: nip at April 11, 2014 08:28 AM (SxlUl)

5 "We must amnesty ALL THE IRISH!"

- Said no one ever

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 11, 2014 08:29 AM (4df7R)

6 Pog mo thoin, Nancy.

Posted by: Y-not at April 11, 2014 08:29 AM (zDsvJ)

7 Yeah, we want the Irish. But all those Welsh fuckers can go straight to HELL.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 11, 2014 08:29 AM (4df7R)

8 "Irish immigration activists" ---- ---- ---- Those exist? Nan probably talked to Samantha Power and got confused.

Posted by: Beagle at April 11, 2014 08:29 AM (sOtz/)

9 Democrats: the party of just making up shit.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 11, 2014 08:29 AM (AwYJ0)

10 And as we know, the Irish have such a sterling track-record of voting GOP, ever since Kennedy.

Posted by: Y-not at April 11, 2014 08:30 AM (zDsvJ)

11 I asked a Republican friend why his party remains so opposed to extending the vital lifelines for struggling families and really hungry children. This colleagueÂ’s response was telling in its blunt nature and itÂ’s stunning in its honestly. What he said was to the Republican caucus, these people you are talking about are invisible, and the Republican caucus is indifferent to them. Invisible and indifferent. This is just plain wrong.

Hey, Nancy? The voices in your head aren't your friends, Republican or otherwise.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 11, 2014 08:30 AM (4df7R)

12 Will I regret asking what SPEKOCH stands for?

Posted by: HR at April 11, 2014 08:30 AM (ZKzrr)

So there you go: Superspy Nancy Pelosi is so deeply embedded inside our organization she might as well be giving orders to it.

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Damnit, who squealed?

Posted by: John Boehner at April 11, 2014 08:30 AM (AwYJ0)

Welcome to the land of the living, Ace! Your teeth still have some hobo-chunks in them... maybe that's why those poor down-trodden blokes are invisible...

Posted by: RedWhiteAndTrue at April 11, 2014 08:30 AM (RHyYH)

15 I love it when Democrats give Republicans survival tips.

If I thought the Democrats were doing something that was going to destroy their Party and hand control over for a generation, I'd be keeping my mouth shut.

Democrats LOVE screaming about how Republicans better get on board with Amnesty or they're never going to win another election. Something tells me they don't really believe that at all.

Posted by: McAdams at April 11, 2014 08:30 AM (Ma20B)

16 "Arrows cost money. Send in the Irish."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 11, 2014 08:30 AM (4df7R)

17 So there you go: Superspy Nancy Pelosi is so deeply embedded inside our organization she might as well be giving orders to it.
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Wait...I'm not supposed to do what Nancy says?

Why didn't anyone tell me this?!?

Posted by: John Boehner at April 11, 2014 08:31 AM (78TbK)

18 Blackadder: Have you ever been to Wales, Baldrick? Baldrick: No, but I've often thought I'd like to. Blackadder: Well don't. It's a ghastly place. Huge gangs of tough, sinewy men roam the Valleys, terrorizing people with their close-harmony singing. You need half a pint of phlegm in your throat just to pronounce the place names. Never ask for directions in Wales, Baldrick. You'll be washing spit out of your hair for a fortnight.

Posted by: Y-not at April 11, 2014 08:31 AM (zDsvJ)

19 Â“IÂ’ve heard them say to the Irish To be fair, you heard us say that in the 1890's. We've grown since then, as have you.

Posted by: t-bird at April 11, 2014 08:31 AM (FcR7P)

20 vile, disenguous and downright evil

Posted by: ed gibbon at April 11, 2014 08:31 AM (6XT4H)

21 BEGIN CODE TRANSMISSION: TOPSAY THE EXICANSMAY AND EGROESNAY ONTDAY ELLTAY ELOSIPAY OPTAY ECRETSAY.

END CODE TRANSMISSION

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at April 11, 2014 08:31 AM (+lsX1)

22 THE WORD, merely has to move her pale hands in an enticing fashion and Republican "colleagues" fall over themselves to deliver SCI/TS diplomatic cables to her.

I think you mean TS/SCI

Posted by: NSA, Office of Domestic Pedantry [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 11, 2014 08:31 AM (6T8Ay)

23 Nazi PeloKKKi was going to tell us the name of her Republican colleague, but the page was missing.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 11, 2014 08:32 AM (4df7R)

24 >>> SPEKOCH this was just an attempt to merge SPECTRE with Koch. I couldn't think of anything good.

Posted by: ace at April 11, 2014 08:32 AM (/FnUH)

25 6 Pog mo thoin, Nancy.

Not gonna check UrbanDictionary. Wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: Anachronda at April 11, 2014 08:32 AM (U82Km)

26 She's like Matt Helm with osteoperosis ha!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: The Green Jacket at April 11, 2014 08:32 AM (IXrOn)

27 Manly, yes, but I like to screw!

Posted by: barrack o'bama at April 11, 2014 08:32 AM (hn5v5)

28 #GOPwaroneveryone!

Posted by: MTF at April 11, 2014 08:32 AM (1Boes)

29 Kiss my ass.

Posted by: Y-not at April 11, 2014 08:32 AM (zDsvJ)

30 I asked a Republican friend why his party remains so opposed to extending the vital lifelines for struggling families and really hungry children.
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Please save us from Michelle's lunches.

Are raw Brussels sprouts even food?

Posted by: America's hungry school children at April 11, 2014 08:32 AM (78TbK)

31 Hold yer ankles so you'll be kissed by Nancy blarney crone, right and proper.

Posted by: The Tribbles at April 11, 2014 08:33 AM (wu/TK)

32 I always have known her as The Great Theologian, who not only regularly advises the Pope on the finer points of the faith, but adds whole new paragraphs to sacred scripture. But now you're telling me that she's a super-spy too? Wow. How multi-talented she is.

Posted by: theCork at April 11, 2014 08:33 AM (hbAdE)

33 D R I N K Y O U R V A L U - R I T E

Posted by: GOP decoder at April 11, 2014 08:33 AM (hn5v5)

34 this was just an attempt to merge SPECTRE with Koch. I read it as SPATCHCOCK.

Posted by: t-bird at April 11, 2014 08:33 AM (FcR7P)

35 Why no government cheese? Here's why, you faux Catholic, the 8th Commandment: "Thou shall not steal." Who gave you permission to raid my pantry?

Posted by: Kate58 at April 11, 2014 08:33 AM (MvtKs)

36 Yeah, Reid is doing the same. I heard the Koch's didn't pay their taxes...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: The Green Jacket at April 11, 2014 08:33 AM (IXrOn)

37 Posted by: Anachronda at April 11, 2014 12:32 PM (U82Km)

It's actually not bad.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 11, 2014 08:33 AM (QFxY5)

38 some of her best friends are republicans, so it's probably true

Posted by: ed gibbon at April 11, 2014 08:33 AM (6XT4H)

39 Well duh. We don't call it the Irish Republican Army for nothing.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at April 11, 2014 08:34 AM (MKpBT)

40 GOP AMNESTY PLAN:

Mexicans - No

Argentinians - No

Venezuelans - No

Cubans - No

Nicaraguans - No

Panamanians - No

Irish - HELL TO THE YES

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 11, 2014 08:34 AM (4df7R)

41 I couldn't think of anything good. Posted by: ace at April 11, 2014 12:32 PM (/FnUH) That rarely stops me. Like this for example.

Posted by: Beagle at April 11, 2014 08:34 AM (sOtz/)

42 I doubt the sincerity of this. After all, she never once mentioned hugging her daughter on a couch and crying together during the entire scripted monologue.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 11, 2014 08:34 AM (AwYJ0)

43 Good afternoon Nanzi, and welcome to Fantasy Island. Tattoo, take her bags to her bungalow.

Posted by: Mr Roarke at April 11, 2014 08:34 AM (HxSXm)

44 Well we could have this woman as Minority Leader in the House...
http://tinyurl.com/lhshpgx

Why does the song Super Freak come to mind?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 11, 2014 08:34 AM (an0BH)

45 The main thing in my opinion is to stop the Mexicans and Irish from interbreeding.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at April 11, 2014 08:34 AM (+lsX1)

46 this was just an attempt to merge SPECTRE with Koch.
***
If SPECTRE was a real thing I think I know the ex-NAZI, mysterious billionaire who would head it.

Oh, and he contributes heavily to Nancy I believe...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 11, 2014 08:34 AM (78TbK)

47 I'm guessing her Republican undercover operatives are Graham , McCain , and Cantor .

Posted by: awkward davies at April 11, 2014 08:35 AM (whqez)

48 I am way past getting outraged at Pelosi doing exactly as I expect. I am, however, outraged, at the Republican response to Pelosi.

Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 11, 2014 08:35 AM (Ja56Y)

49 They just keep tossing out crap for the conservatives to defend. Distract from the issues: racism.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: The Green Jacket at April 11, 2014 08:35 AM (IXrOn)

50 40 MWR, So long as we're okay with Peruvians I'm ducky....

Posted by: sven10077 at April 11, 2014 08:35 AM (TE35l)

Well if it was just the Irish it would be easy. They can't walk across the border while ICE pretends to not see them. And could you imagine how much easier it would be if there were only illegal immigrants from one single country coming here?

Of course that's not what she meant though.

Posted by: buzzion at April 11, 2014 08:35 AM (LI48c)

52 And Al Sharpton infiltrated the KKK to help the FBI out, like any good citizen would do.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 11, 2014 08:35 AM (cHZB7)

53 brb. Spatchcocking.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 11, 2014 08:35 AM (4df7R)

54 osteoporosis.

Posted by: nottheratboy at April 11, 2014 08:35 AM (xVH9e)

55 some of her best friends are republicans, so it's probably true A known lie or the Internet Mob would be after her.

Posted by: t-bird at April 11, 2014 08:35 AM (FcR7P)

Pog mo thoin, Nancy.

Not gonna check UrbanDictionary. Wouldn't be prudent.

Alternate anglicisation of the Irish "pogue mahoin", kiss my ass.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at April 11, 2014 08:36 AM (JtwS4)

Disengenuous...not that it matters anyway

Posted by: ed gibbon at April 11, 2014 08:36 AM (6XT4H)

58 Lets see: the economy sucks, alliances are disappearing, Russia is marching allover the place, China is practicing amphibious landings in Tokyo Bay and full time jobs essentially no longer exist. Given all those "accomplishments", what can Democrats run on? War on minorities? Sure, try that. Gender pay equity? Oh yeah, warm that baby right up. Abortion? Sure, give it a try.

Posted by: MTF at April 11, 2014 08:36 AM (1Boes)

59 Good afternoon Nanzi, and welcome to Fantasy Island. Tattoo, take her bags to her bungalow. Posted by: Mr Roarke at April 11, 2014 12:34 PM (HxSXm)

We do eye surgery here now, Boss?

Wow.

Posted by: Tattoo [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 11, 2014 08:36 AM (6T8Ay)

60 Irish, come on in.

Canadians, FUCK YOU.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 11, 2014 08:36 AM (4df7R)

61 Maybe her Republican friend is Huntsman's dad.

Posted by: Countrysquire at April 11, 2014 08:36 AM (LSJmV)

62 How many blacks and/or hispancis will hear this (and other race baiting remarks) and change their minds at this point? Obamacare must really being hitting the electorate hard in their super secret delving into polls.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: The Green Jacket at April 11, 2014 08:36 AM (IXrOn)

63 >>> SPEKOCH this was just an attempt to merge SPECTRE with Koch. I couldn't think of anything good. Posted by: ace at April 11, 2014 12:32 PM (/FnUH) I like it. It's got a spatchcock kind of vibe to it. Also there are Irish immigration activist? Really? Well, there's the thing I learned today. Sekrit for MWR: http://bit.ly/1lVJ36y

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 11, 2014 08:36 AM (mf5HN)

64 My intel says Pelosi used to give $5 handies at the corner of Market and Van Ness. She didn't have many takers.

Posted by: looking closely at April 11, 2014 08:36 AM (PwGfd)

65 If it were just the Irish, it would be much easier. Everyone hates the Irish, legislation to shut down immigration entirely would zip through the Congress like a drunken Leprechaun in a papist parish parade filled with green-beer drinking red-headed automatons. Even the Democrats would say, "Fuck the Irish". But it's not just the Irish, is it? That makes the whole thing much harder to figure out. That's all that means. Stupid Pelosi.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at April 11, 2014 08:36 AM (Qp0nB)

The Irish are just like anyone else and have their fair share of idlers and layabouts (just look up the Travelers some time), but I'll take a thousand fresh off the boat Irish ahead of the waves of Third World trash coming here for EBT cards and Obamaphos.

And since we're talking about her, here is Mata Hari (born Margaretha Geertruida Zelle):

http://tinyurl.com/lsbnmh2

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 11, 2014 08:37 AM (zF6Iw)

67 I'm guessing her Republican undercover operatives are Graham
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Nancy really has the best tips for keeping your toe nails looking nice as you get a little older you know. She is truly the bettest gal pal.

Posted by: Sen Graham at April 11, 2014 08:37 AM (78TbK)

68 >Canadians, FUCK YOU.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at April 11, 2014 12:36 PM (4df7R)<

Watch that! You're gonna give EC a sad.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 11, 2014 08:37 AM (sjdRT)

69 Don't tell Nancy about the Sooper Sekrit Valspar Initiative, the Republican plan for determining who is allowed to immigrate according to where they fall on the above-linked chart.

Posted by: Y-not at April 11, 2014 08:37 AM (zDsvJ)

70 As an addendum, "Potatoes". Thank you, try the veal and tip your waitresses.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at April 11, 2014 08:37 AM (Qp0nB)

71 Sekrit for MWR: http://bit.ly/1lVJ36y Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 11, 2014 12:36 PM (mf5HN)

::: puppy eyes :::

Caring??? Giver???

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 11, 2014 08:38 AM (6T8Ay)

72 Â“I think race has something to do with the fact...." --------- And there you have it. Race is always in their heads. It is projection, pure and simple. There isn't a competent psychologist on the face of the planet who could not immediately recognize the fact that these folks are eaten up with mental stereotypes of other races.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 11, 2014 08:38 AM (aDwsi)

73 Non-Ecru Need Not Apply

Posted by: Y-not at April 11, 2014 08:38 AM (zDsvJ)

74 If the Irish get on a boat and sail their way all the way to the US. Hell yeah, let them in.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: The Green Jacket at April 11, 2014 08:38 AM (IXrOn)

75 Yeah , like I'm gonna' believe Pelosi has friends , Republican or otherwise .

Posted by: awkward davies at April 11, 2014 08:38 AM (whqez)

76 Watch that! You're gonna give EC a sad. Posted by: Muad'dib at April 11, 2014 12:37 PM (sjdRT)

Gingy too.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 11, 2014 08:38 AM (6T8Ay)

77 From 2008: In her April 22 Earth Day news release, Pelosi said, Â“The Bible tells us in the Old Testament, Â‘To minister to the needs of GodÂ’s creation is an act of worship. To ignore those needs is to dishonor the God who made us.Â’ On this Earth Day, and every day, let us pledge to our children, and our childrenÂ’s children, that they will have clean air to breathe, clean water to drink, and the opportunity to experience the wonders of nature.Â” Pelosi reads from a heavily redacted/amended Bible. Perhaps she does the same thing with everyday facts as well?

Posted by: theCork at April 11, 2014 08:39 AM (hbAdE)

78 Ah, but the secret Kochtopian plan to invade PeruviaÂ… that's where I had them!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 11, 2014 08:39 AM (HsTG8)

79 46 18-1, $oro$....head of the remaining Hydra er Spectre types... Nanzi is #2

Posted by: sven10077 at April 11, 2014 08:39 AM (TE35l)

80 >>>The Irish are just like anyone else and have their fair share of idlers and layabouts (just look up the Travelers some time), but I'll take a thousand fresh off the boat Irish ahead of the waves of Third World trash coming here for EBT cards and Obamaphos. you do realize you just confirmed Nancy Pelosi's theory that this is all about race, right? That the white Irish are fine, but these Third World darkies make immigration unappealing?

Posted by: ace at April 11, 2014 08:39 AM (/FnUH)

81 >>47 I'm guessing her Republican undercover operatives are Graham , McCain , and Cantor . And Orrin.

Posted by: Y-not at April 11, 2014 08:39 AM (zDsvJ)

82 SPATCHKOCH.
Kinda got a nice ring to it.

Posted by: HR at April 11, 2014 08:39 AM (ZKzrr)

83 Everyone that read that and thought "You've got to be kidding" raise your hand.

Posted by: tangonine at April 11, 2014 08:39 AM (x3YFz)

84 Every day I turn on NBC news and see story after story about how the Dems have 2 insane fools in their leadership position. How can such a party be taken seriously when these people tell lie after obvious lie; rant and rave about 2 "un=American" philanthropists and label every single policy position as racist. NBC will hound these idiots directly out of office. Well, they would if it was (R) after their name.

Posted by: duke at April 11, 2014 08:39 AM (d3clc)

85 If the Irish get on a boat and sail their way all the way to the US. Hell yeah, let them in. Posted by: artisanal 'ette: The Green Jacket at April 11, 2014 12:38 PM (IXrOn) The One Drunk Foot Rule

Posted by: Beagle at April 11, 2014 08:39 AM (sOtz/)

86 I heard the Koch brothers have long been smuggling in Irish to serve as the "ultimate game" on their Wyoming hunting preserve.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at April 11, 2014 08:39 AM (+lsX1)

Pelosi? That broad is just plain crazy.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 11, 2014 08:39 AM (S+el1)

88 Watch that! You're gonna give EC a sad. Posted by: Muad'dib -------------------- Pro Tip : Stay beyond ripping-fingernail reach of Gingy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 11, 2014 08:39 AM (aDwsi)

89 76 Watch that! You're gonna give EC a sad. Posted by: Muad'dib at April 11, 2014 12:37 PM (sjdRT)

Gingy too.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 11, 2014 12:38 PM (6T8Ay)

But don't worry about andycanuck. Fuck that guy.

Posted by: buzzion at April 11, 2014 08:39 AM (LI48c)

90 Hubby must love the hollow sound of her head hitting the headboard

Posted by: Dice at April 11, 2014 08:39 AM (kFxpe)

91
Sekrit for MWR:

http://bit.ly/1lVJ36y

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 11, 2014 12:36 PM (mf5HN)

NNGUH.

Irish, welcome!

Brits, go the fuck back home (unless your name is Tom Hiddleston)

OOH! I've thought of a name for our L and L's British Hiddlestonian professor! Ethelred Wallace Fitzsimmons (Driver Garrison calls him "Ethel").

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 11, 2014 08:40 AM (4df7R)

92 And there you have it. Race is always in their heads.
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If you ever get to talking with liberals about race, and they think you are one of them, you will hear vile and poison that would make Bull Connor blanch.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 11, 2014 08:40 AM (78TbK)

93 Bring the beer!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: The Green Jacket at April 11, 2014 08:40 AM (IXrOn)

94 Claritive moment: The only people we hate, Nancy, are commies like you. Skin color means 0.

Posted by: tangonine at April 11, 2014 08:40 AM (x3YFz)

95 The plan was for you, the base, to be defending yourselves against another school shooting. But that didn't work out too well, this week. So, instead, the Left pulls this old rabbit out of its hat. And, as usual, it works like a charm.

Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 11, 2014 08:40 AM (Ja56Y)

96 So I guess Nancy found Ace's time machine then?

Posted by: Lauren at April 11, 2014 08:40 AM (hFL/3)

97 But, but, but Nancy is so f*cking beautiful that GOP men simply can not keep their mouths shut around her. Not to mention the old sagging boobehs.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 11, 2014 08:40 AM (HVff2)

98 80 Ace, So long as we dirty Scandi Ice Eaters are kept out. Immigration *is* already racist Ace against Asians and whites... Thank Tedster Kennedy.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 11, 2014 08:40 AM (TE35l)

99 3 Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Twat. Posted by: nip at April 11, 2014 12:28 PM (SxlUl) Thread winner - shut 'er down!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 11, 2014 08:41 AM (HsTG8)

100 Hey Nancy. We didn't say "Irish". We said "I'm rich!" /Koch-spectre

Posted by: S. Muldoon at April 11, 2014 08:41 AM (MKpBT)

101 >Pro Tip : Stay beyond ripping-fingernail reach of Gingy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 11, 2014 12:39 PM (aDwsi)<

Claws like a smilodon?

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 11, 2014 08:41 AM (sjdRT)

102 Watch that! You're gonna give EC a sad.

Posted by: Muad'dib
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Pro Tip : Stay beyond ripping-fingernail reach of Gingy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 11, 2014 12:39 PM (aDwsi)

lol! They all know I'm just kidding! I love Canucks!

Except those Maritimers. They're plotting something. *squint*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 11, 2014 08:41 AM (4df7R)

103

Are raw Brussels sprouts even food?

No. They're torture.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2014 08:41 AM (DrWcr)

104 Yeah , liberals are racists , but they're also anti - semites , as well .

Posted by: awkward davies at April 11, 2014 08:42 AM (whqez)

105 OLIVER! OLIVER!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlJugdk4OGc

Posted by: Mr Bumble (card-carrying Republican) at April 11, 2014 08:42 AM (hn5v5)

106 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 11, 2014 12:40 PM (HVff2) *** Geriatric honey trap.

Posted by: S. Muldoon at April 11, 2014 08:42 AM (MKpBT)

107 The Ultimate Test A man goes to the doctor for his wife's test results. Mr Smith : "I'm here for Mrs Smith's test results." Receptionist : "Oh, I'm sorry Mr Smith, there's been a problem. We have two sets of test results for a Mrs Smith and we don't know which belongs to your wife..... I'm afraid it's bad news or terrible news. One test shows Alzheimer's Disease, the other shows Aids!" Mr Smith: "That's awful! What should I do?" Receptionist: "The doctor suggests you drop her off in the middle of town. If she finds her way home, don't shag her."

Posted by: Smith the Never Married at April 11, 2014 08:42 AM (h7N59)

108 Are the children hungry or too fat?The Dems can't seem to make up their minds.

Posted by: steevy at April 11, 2014 08:42 AM (zqvg6)

109 Poseur!

Posted by: Morroco Mole at April 11, 2014 08:42 AM (CTCNK)

110 Pelosi reads from a heavily redacted/amended Bible.

New Progg Version. It's less of a translation than a hallucination.

Posted by: HR at April 11, 2014 08:42 AM (ZKzrr)

111 you do realize you just confirmed Nancy Pelosi's theory that this is all about race, right? That the white Irish are fine, but these Third World darkies make immigration unappealing?

Posted by: ace at April 11, 2014 12:39 PM (/FnUH)

Yes, Ace, I do realize that. And just for the record, I'm speaking for myself. But let me boil down my immigration position:

If you are coming here to work and make a better life for yourself, come on in, no matter your color. If you are coming here for the freebies, get the hell out, light or dark.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 11, 2014 08:42 AM (zF6Iw)

112 Well, I mean really.. what else can you do at this point but make fun of her? She's a pathetic joke.

Posted by: jewells45 at April 11, 2014 08:43 AM (l/N7H)

113 >>>Are raw Brussels sprouts even food? No. They're torture. ... I always thought so but if you roast them (rather than boiling or whatever awful way they used to be cooked) with seasoning they're pretty good.

Posted by: ace at April 11, 2014 08:43 AM (/FnUH)

114

This costs the Democrats nothing. Like Harry Reid's slander about Romney's taxes. Until they pay a cost for lying, it's all upside.

Sometimes I think it must be nice living in Democrat-land where the rules just do not apply to you. Then I realize just how corrupt living there would make me. If that's the price I pay for being on the wrong side of the double standard, so be it.

Posted by: Sam In VA at April 11, 2014 08:43 AM (Q52VH)

115

Oh, right. Lawlessness is a whole different thing if the lawbreakers are from my ancestor's country. Fuck that. And fuck those illegals, in particular.

It's all academic, I know, at this point. But. The truly astonishing thing about amnesty cretins is that they literally do not seem to understand the most basic logic and rational behavior of humans. The '86 amnesty (itself corruptly administered and defrauded out the whazoo) led - drum roll - to additional massive illegal entry. Surprise!

Forget the vile, indefensible racism and race-baiting engaged in by the cretins pushing amnesty. Just focus on the practical realities. Any amnesty will result in massive, ongoing, illegal entry without end. Duh. Absolutely inarguable. So - no "solution", not even a hint of one. Instead, a massive, massive, and probably irreversible acceleration of lawlessness. And the final nail in the coffin for rule of law WRT anything connected to the border or immigration.

(oh, and the rather dim or ignorant people who idiotically drone "oh, but we can't deport X million people" - that claim is idiotic, and shows not the slightest knowledge of history or how society works ..... deportation and self-deportation via employment enforcement works easily, instantly, and very effectively, as seen many many times, most recently with AZ, where even a brief and limited reassertion of the rule of law that was attenuated by federal judicial lawlessness nonetheless changed the temperature on illegals dramatically)

Posted by: non-purist at April 11, 2014 08:43 AM (afQnV)

116 We would demand the Irish speak English... and assimilate in our pubs.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: The Green Jacket at April 11, 2014 08:43 AM (IXrOn)

117 >>>Yes, Ace, I do realize that. And just for the record, I'm speaking for myself. But let me boil down my immigration position: If you are coming here to work and make a better life for yourself, come on in, no matter your color. If you are coming here for the freebies, get the hell out, light or dark. ... it really doesn't help when you add in the obligatory "I don't care what color you are" disclaimer after already announcing your disdain for Third World darkies.

Posted by: ace at April 11, 2014 08:44 AM (/FnUH)

118 Hey Nancy. We didn't say "Irish". We said "I'm rich!" *** 'Cause our capital's been doublin' every year since the 1800's.

Posted by: S. Muldoon at April 11, 2014 08:44 AM (MKpBT)

119 I really worry for your country. Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, others - I can't honestly believe that they are throwing this slanderous bile with such earnest seriousness and zeal. What happened to you guys? :-(

Posted by: Erik L at April 11, 2014 08:44 AM (RYQAM)

120 you do realize you just confirmed Nancy Pelosi's theory that this is all about race, right? That the white Irish are fine, but these Third World darkies make immigration unappealing? Posted by: ace at April 11, 2014 12:39 PM (/FnUH)

That's always going to be her translation, ace. It's always going to be about the holy trinity of race, class, and gender.

We could restrict our immigration policy to 100% Mexicans, and she'd complain that there weren't enough transgendered Guatemalans. There will never be anything that satisfies the liberal imagination because it's primary driver is a primal whine.

There's also nothing wrong with an immigration policy that restricts entry to those most likely to contribute - regardless of country of origin. So no, we don't need more campesinos but we sure could use some more software engineers - and there's nothing wrong with that.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 11, 2014 08:44 AM (JpC1K)

121 I always thought so but if you roast them (rather than boiling or whatever awful way they used to be cooked) with seasoning they're pretty good.

Posted by: ace at April 11, 2014 12:43 PM (/FnUH)

The only way to prepare brussels sprouts is to KILL THEM WITH FIRE!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2014 08:44 AM (DrWcr)

122 poison that would make Bull Connor blanch. Posted by: 18-1 ----------------- I beg[\i] your pardon! Oh..., wait..., never mind.

Posted by: Blanche DuBois at April 11, 2014 08:44 AM (aDwsi)

123 I always thought so but if you roast them (rather than boiling or whatever awful way they used to be cooked) with seasoning they're pretty good.

Posted by: ace at April 11, 2014 12:43 PM (/FnUH)

The HQ: come for the witty analysis, stay for the cooking tips.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 11, 2014 08:44 AM (4df7R)

124 Apparently that was a composite Republican friend of Nanzi's.

Posted by: WalruaRex at April 11, 2014 08:44 AM (XUKZU)

125

Posted by: Blanche DuBois at April 11, 2014 08:44 AM (aDwsi)

126 Her choice of friends says a lot about her.

Posted by: JohnJ at April 11, 2014 08:44 AM (TF/YA)

127 I always thought so but if you roast them (rather than boiling or whatever awful way they used to be cooked) with seasoning they're pretty good. Posted by: ace at April 11, 2014 12:43 PM (/FnUH)

Roast with shallots and bacon.

'Nuff said.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 11, 2014 08:45 AM (JpC1K)

128 Posted by: ace at April 11, 2014 12:39 PM (/FnUH)

When I was a new supervisor I learned how to say "good job" in Spanish because my best employee (by far....and I had a few good ones) was a Mexican woman who spoke very bad English.

This kind of nativist bullshit is tedious.

You are a patient man.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 11, 2014 08:45 AM (QFxY5)

129 I mean, you can say whatever you want, and I suppose honesty is better than falsehood. But I really don't understand why some people feel the need to butt into a post *denying* GOP racism to sound off that Oh Yes We Are. Sometimes, maybe, leave the fight to other people, at least on certain issues, huh?

Posted by: ace at April 11, 2014 08:45 AM (/FnUH)

130 Unnnngh.

Posted by: Blanche DuBois at April 11, 2014 08:45 AM (aDwsi)

131 SPEKOCH You've got SPECTRE in my KOCH! You've got KOCH in my SPECTRE!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/s] [/u] at April 11, 2014 08:45 AM (HsTG8)

132 Hell no. No more Irish.

Eastern European girls, 18 to 35, yes.

Posted by: Sphynx at April 11, 2014 08:45 AM (OZmbA)

133 I always thought so but if you roast them (rather than boiling or whatever awful way they used to be cooked) with seasoning they're pretty good.

Posted by: ace at April 11, 2014 12:43 PM (/FnUH)

little bit of butter and pepper? eh, could be worse.

Posted by: tangonine at April 11, 2014 08:45 AM (x3YFz)

134 Ah, if only the Voices in Granny Botox's head would come up with something interesting to say for a change. Or do you suppose that she and Harry Reid have a secret contest going to see who can say and do the most insane and demented things?

Posted by: Stu-22 at April 11, 2014 08:45 AM (KbrNh)

135 Well it would help if we didn't have gop operitives like that clown in virginia saying pretty much what nancy is saying. Ie oppositon to immigration reform is rooted in racism. I would have the same feelings about immigration if it were white french canadians streaming accross the northern boarder by the millions as I do about the millions of mexicans streaming accross the southern boarder.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 11, 2014 08:45 AM (5kRy2)

136 So there you go: Superspy Nancy Pelosi is so deeply embedded inside our organization she might as well be giving orders to it.

You know, the way a lot of the spineless House RINOs behave, it wouldn't surprise me if this turned out to be true.

Posted by: OregonMuse at April 11, 2014 08:45 AM (I8YZX)

137 I lived in SF for a year, 10 years in the Bay Area. Oh how this made me laugh. There has always been something of a turf war between the Irish And Italian families in the City. Project much Ms. PelosI?

Posted by: small town girl in wyoming at April 11, 2014 08:45 AM (i5ol1)

138 >Roast with shallots and bacon.

'Nuff said.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 11, 2014 12:45 PM (JpC1K)<

What isn't good after being roasted with shallots and bacon?

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 11, 2014 08:45 AM (sjdRT)

139 What do you mean "ought to be" giving us orders?

Posted by: John McCain at April 11, 2014 08:45 AM (ILBCY)

140 Roast with shallots and bacon.

'Nuff said.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 11, 2014 12:45 PM (JpC1K)

What did the bacon do to deserve such shabby treatment?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2014 08:45 AM (DrWcr)

141 I always thought so but if you roast them (rather than boiling or whatever awful way they used to be cooked) with seasoning they're pretty good. --- Seasoning? You misspelled bacon. http://recipes.sparkpeople.com/recipe-detail.asp?recipe=715063

Posted by: Y-not at April 11, 2014 08:45 AM (zDsvJ)

142 ::: puppy eyes ::: Caring??? Giver??? Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 11, 2014 12:38 PM (6T8Ay) No. The Horde is currently on a hotassery time out because The Horde Can't Have Nice Things. What's that? But you are giving hotassery to MWR you say? *eyebrow arch* Are you disputing my right to interpret my own hotassery ban as I wish?

Consider your answer carefully.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 11, 2014 08:46 AM (mf5HN)

143 Fuck you namcy. Yeah that's all I got.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 11, 2014 08:46 AM (FMbng)

144 Irish immigration activists? I didn't know any existed! When I googled it her quote comprised most of the hits on the first page.

Let's face it. Dims will lie and obfuscate about anything to hold on to power.

Posted by: Travis McGee at April 11, 2014 08:46 AM (Ph479)

145

>>>Are raw Brussels sprouts even food?

No. They're torture.

...

I always thought so but if you roast them (rather than boiling or whatever awful way they used to be cooked) with seasoning they're pretty good.

Posted by: ace at April 11, 2014 12:43 PM (/FnUH)

They're tasty with a nice chicken ziti dish, too, if you let them soak in the pan while you simmer the chicken, broth and garlic.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 11, 2014 08:46 AM (zF6Iw)

146 We'll let in the Mexicans and the Chinese, but WE DON'T WANT THE IRISH!!

Posted by: Olsen Johnson at April 11, 2014 08:46 AM (aTXUx)

147 >>.Roast with shallots and bacon. 'Nuff said. ... sounds good, but adding bacon is kind of cheating. you could wrap bacon around a hammer and the hammer would taste pretty good.

Posted by: ace at April 11, 2014 08:46 AM (/FnUH)

148 you do realize you just confirmed Nancy Pelosi's theory that this is all about race, right? That the white Irish are fine, but these Third World darkies make immigration unappealing?
***
IMO, the problem with immigration is that we don't take the people we allow in and make them Americans. There is a secondary problem that it depresses wages, but that's an issue for another day....

Unlike say Germany, America is founded on a shared set of beliefs, not a particular genetic background.

Unfortunately multi-culturalism exists to stop people from assimilating, and the welfare state exists to transition those who come here right onto the Democrat plantation.

Give me people from just about anywhere and the American culture of 1880 and I'll have a new cohort of Americans within a generation.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 11, 2014 08:46 AM (78TbK)

149 Nancy Pelosi is so botox-addled, she thinks Andrew Lloyd Webber is her deep-cover contact at the Vatican.

Posted by: Fritz at April 11, 2014 08:46 AM (UzPAd)

150 * ducks behind bushes, slips off Blanche sock *

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 11, 2014 08:46 AM (aDwsi)

151 Ace- Dayum, that's good stuff! More! More!

Posted by: mrp at April 11, 2014 08:46 AM (JBggj)

152 132 Hell no. No more Irish.

Eastern European girls, 18 to 35, yes.

Posted by: Sphynx at April 11, 2014 12:45 PM (OZmbA)

There may be some hawt Ukrainian refugees in need of comforting...

Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2014 08:46 AM (DrWcr)

153 Between Nancy getting details on our plan to starve the homeless children, and Hairy Reid's election coup publicizing Mitt's tax records, its pretty clear the Democrat Secret Spy Network is huge, and very effective. Initiate Plan Zebra. I say again: Initiate Plan Zebra!

Posted by: MTF at April 11, 2014 08:47 AM (1Boes)

154 you could wrap bacon around a hammer and the hammer would taste pretty good. Posted by: ace --------------------- Uh....

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 11, 2014 08:47 AM (aDwsi)

155 111 MP4, The citizenship test used to be a permutation of likely creed. My "racism" has more to do with a demand to deference to the Republic... Perversely that precludes a lot of Euros. Chinese, and Oz types mostly IMHO....but no Chillbillies.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 11, 2014 08:47 AM (TE35l)

156 One thing you can count on from the left: assholes will never cease to play the race card at any given opportunity.

When your policies are shit? RACE!

nitwits.

Posted by: tangonine at April 11, 2014 08:47 AM (x3YFz)

157 Posted by: ace at April 11, 2014 12:43 PM (/FnUH)

I was in a bar once and ordered something that came garnished with fried brussels sprouts leaves.

They were great! Weird, but crunchy and salty and intensely flavored.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 11, 2014 08:47 AM (QFxY5)

158 What did the bacon do to deserve such shabby treatment?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2014 12:45 PM (DrWcr)

Try it before you knock it. The slight bitterness of the sprouts cuts the fattiness of the bacon just enough to make both better.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 11, 2014 08:47 AM (JpC1K)

159 So there you go: Superspy Nancy Pelosi is so deeply embedded inside our organization she might as well be giving orders to it. At least she's not giving us a prostate exam...

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at April 11, 2014 08:47 AM (1hM1d)

160 Should I check to see if Mrs. Rowe gives to the DNC? She certainly sounds like someone that would fit right in.
http://tinyurl.com/lgov8ss

San Diego prosecutors said that Mrs. Rowe was so outraged on losing out on a Mount Carmel property that she impersonated the actual new owner and posted advertisements calling for men to rough her up while she said no.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 11, 2014 08:48 AM (an0BH)

161 Cher is on tour prancing around on stage with heart shaped pasties. She's 67 years old.

Posted by: Rowan Atkinson at April 11, 2014 08:48 AM (8c12T)

162 it really doesn't help when you add in the obligatory "I don't care what color you are" disclaimer after already announcing your disdain for Third World darkies.

Posted by: ace at April 11, 2014 12:44 PM (/FnUH)

Which is not what I meant at all, Ace. I expressed myself badly. But I'm not going to argue the point, since I don't want to get into a pissing match about it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 11, 2014 08:48 AM (zF6Iw)

163 Dammit. Now I'm hungry!

Posted by: Y-not at April 11, 2014 08:48 AM (zDsvJ)

164 you could wrap bacon around a hammer and the hammer would taste pretty good. Posted by: ace at April 11, 2014 12:46 PM (/FnUH)

Only ball peen hammers.

Tack hammers are still pretty bad even when you wrap them in bacon.

....

What are you all looking at?

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 11, 2014 08:48 AM (JpC1K)

165
you could wrap bacon around a hammer and the hammer would taste pretty good.

Posted by: ace at April 11, 2014 12:46 PM (/FnUH)

Break your teeth though.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 11, 2014 08:48 AM (4df7R)

166 I always thought so but if you roast them (rather than boiling or whatever awful way they used to be cooked) with seasoning they're pretty good. Posted by: ace at April 11, 2014 12:43 PM (/FnUH) **** I think I missed something. Are we still talking about the Irish here?

Posted by: S. Muldoon at April 11, 2014 08:49 AM (MKpBT)

167 The illegals that work in the fields in her winery are all Republicans. She knows this because they are always asking for more money to feed their children. She tells them she doesn't have to pay them more because the Tea Party will deport them if they go somewhere else. They keep working even though they say their kids are starving so....there's your proof right there.

Posted by: Daybrother at April 11, 2014 08:49 AM (m4Yvw)

168 you could wrap bacon around a hammer and the hammer would taste pretty good.

Posted by: ace
---------------------

Uh....

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 11, 2014 12:47 PM (aDwsi)

Aaaaaand thread winner.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 11, 2014 08:49 AM (4df7R)

169 SPEKOCH: Jeff Spicoli's alcoholic German cousin

Posted by: fastfreefall at April 11, 2014 08:49 AM (icem6)

170 Only ball peen hammers.

Tack hammers are still pretty bad even when you wrap them in bacon.

....

What are you all looking at?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 11, 2014 12:48 PM (JpC1K)

Oh, uh...nothing. *whistles*

Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2014 08:49 AM (DrWcr)

171 At least she's not giving us a prostate exam...

If you signed up for the Bronze plan, she's your only option.

Posted by: HR at April 11, 2014 08:49 AM (ZKzrr)

172 "The slight bitterness of the sprouts " Slight?! They are inedibly bitter. Although perhaps they're like soapy cilantro and rancid broccoli and only some people taste the truly putrid bitterness.

Posted by: Lauren at April 11, 2014 08:49 AM (hFL/3)

173 Cher is on tour prancing around on stage with heart shaped pasties. She's 67 years old. Posted by: Rowan Atkinson at April 11, 2014 12:48 PM (8c12T) **** Hey wait a second. Those aren't pasties. Those are knee pads.

Posted by: S. Muldoon at April 11, 2014 08:50 AM (MKpBT)

174 I think I missed something. Are we still talking about the Irish here?

Posted by: S. Muldoon at April 11, 2014 12:49 PM (MKpBT)

Indeed.

Posted by: Jonathan Swift at April 11, 2014 08:50 AM (DrWcr)

175 Pelosi is full of shit. We've always hated the Irish.

Posted by: Olson Johnson, GOP Grand Strategy Kleagle at April 11, 2014 08:50 AM (8ZskC)

176 Cher might be 67 but her plastic is about 18.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 11, 2014 08:50 AM (an0BH)

177 OOH! I've thought of a name for our L and L's British Hiddlestonian professor! Ethelred Wallace Fitzsimmons (Driver Garrison calls him "Ethel"). Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at April 11, 2014 12:40 PM (4df7R) How about Ethelred Wallace Fitzsimmons-Smythe IV? Or, you know, Ethel. Touch over 4 hours until vacation. I am the only one in the office. Visual representation of my response to that. http://bit.ly/1qHoTLm

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 11, 2014 08:51 AM (mf5HN)

178 7 Yeah, we want the Irish. But all those Welsh fuckers can go straight to HELL. ...Except for Lemmy from Motorhead. That dude's cool.

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at April 11, 2014 08:51 AM (RRbuy)

179

Cher is on tour prancing around on stage with heart shaped pasties. She's 67 years old.

Posted by: Rowan Atkinson at April 11, 2014 12:48 PM (8c12T)

I'd hit it...with a Caterpillar D9.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2014 08:51 AM (DrWcr)

180 Nancy Pelosi, winner of this year's PPFA Margaret Sanger Award.

Posted by: mrp at April 11, 2014 08:51 AM (JBggj)

181 I didn't know Koch was an Irish name.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 11, 2014 08:51 AM (HLprW)

182 is there a cinco de mayo/st patricks day drinking joke in there somewhere?

Posted by: chelsea danger at April 11, 2014 08:51 AM (KfDDN)

183 Drinking with an illegal Irishman is an act of love.

Posted by: jeb at April 11, 2014 08:52 AM (hn5v5)

184 Cher is on tour prancing around on stage with heart shaped pasties. She's 67 years old. Nah, those are nitroglycerin patches.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 11, 2014 08:52 AM (8ZskC)

185 They look fake. Like she is wearing a nude body suit with tits: http://goo.gl/6StSgh

Posted by: Rowan Atkinson at April 11, 2014 08:52 AM (8c12T)

186 you could wrap bacon around a hammer and the hammer would taste pretty good.

Posted by: ace at April 11, 2014 12:46 PM (/FnUH)

We did the shrimp/bacon wrap bit on the grill.

Cook the bacon first, slice in half longways, wrap shrimp, add toothpick, grill for 15 minutes.

yum.

Posted by: tangonine at April 11, 2014 08:52 AM (x3YFz)

187
How about Ethelred Wallace Fitzsimmons-Smythe IV? Or, you know, Ethel.

I approve wholeheartedly!

Touch over 4 hours until vacation. I am the only one in the office. Visual representation of my response to that.

http://bit.ly/1qHoTLm

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 11, 2014 12:51 PM (mf5HN)

And you're still there? You have greater fortitude than I!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 11, 2014 08:52 AM (4df7R)

188 I'd hit it...with a Caterpillar D9.
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NOT FUNNY

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at April 11, 2014 08:52 AM (78TbK)

189

166 -

I just assumed the Irish were always pickled, rather than cooked.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 11, 2014 08:52 AM (TOk1P)

190 You don't have to open her skull to see what's in it. Nuttin'

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 11, 2014 08:52 AM (BZAd3)

191 Irish Republican Army Iraqi Republican Guard American Republican Party Connect the dots, people. C'mon, you know it's all true.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi, Insane people's congresswoman at April 11, 2014 08:52 AM (RFeQD)

192 Aha! Dr Google tells me that super tasters *do* taste the bitterness of brussel sprouts more than others. There is nothing pleasant about being a super taster. Blech.

Posted by: Lauren at April 11, 2014 08:52 AM (hFL/3)

193 Cher is on tour prancing around on stage with heart shaped pasties. She's 67 years old. Posted by: Rowan Atkinson Well fuck you very much. I'll spend the whole fucking afternoon with that sick image in my head.

Posted by: Daybrother at April 11, 2014 08:52 AM (xcSOx)

194 But some of you are beginning to realize the cold hard truth: We all march to the beat of the Left's drum. They act. We react. And that's why the Left wins. They set the agenda. This is their show. We are but mere players.

Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 11, 2014 08:53 AM (Ja56Y)

195 Visual representation of my response to that. http://bit.ly/1qHoTLm Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 11, 2014 12:51 PM (mf5HN) So you don't have to do that under your desk anymore?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 11, 2014 08:53 AM (HLprW)

196 Don't know about bacon wrapped around my hammer, but lips sure are nice...

Posted by: Countrysquire at April 11, 2014 08:53 AM (LSJmV)

197 Can we talk about the Scottish?

Because I seem to be infatuated with one:

http://tinyurl.com/m368zzh

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 11, 2014 08:53 AM (QFxY5)

198 Drinking with an illegal Irishman is an act of love. Posted by: jeb at April 11, 2014 12:52 PM (hn5v5)

And the Northern Virginia/DC Horde will find that out firsthand on June 21.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 11, 2014 08:53 AM (JpC1K)

199 Drinking with an illegal Irishman is an act of love. Posted by: jeb at April 11, 2014 12:52 PM (hn5v5) As is slipping him a roofie.

Posted by: Harry Reid at April 11, 2014 08:53 AM (sOtz/)

200 I walked by her house on Knob Hill. Of course she doesn't actually live there because its too busy on that road. She has the house so she can run in a super liberal district while living in the wine country.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at April 11, 2014 08:53 AM (T2V/1)

201 120 Sean Bannion, Kind of the point. This is a game of doublebind. I am truly wondering why we have a border patrol, INS, and even State dept if people can just wander in for 10% of our whole population? Basically Nanzi would never amnesty 30 million GOP allied Chinese, and I think we should go ahead and try. My objection to Amigo Grande rests on reciprocity issues, and overt donk vote buying from the bankrupt community chest.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 11, 2014 08:53 AM (TE35l)

202 The main thing in my opinion is to stop the Mexicans and Irish from interbreeding. - We had a frequent flyer defendant who would routinely get drunk and beat someone up, usually his girlfriend. His name Geronimo Bailey (or some other common Irish name). When he was in court he'd say, "But your honor, I'm half Indian and half Irish. I can't help it.

Posted by: WalruaRex at April 11, 2014 08:53 AM (XUKZU)

203 There are fucktards in the GOP that really would say shit like that to Pelosi. They need to be crushed and run out of town on a rough hewn rail wrapped in barbed wire.

Posted by: maddogg at April 11, 2014 08:53 AM (xWW96)

204 Nancy Pelosi: "What's a Mata Hari?" Harry Reid: "Nothing. What's a mata with you?"

Posted by: S. Muldoon at April 11, 2014 08:54 AM (MKpBT)

205
We did the shrimp/bacon wrap bit on the grill.

Cook the bacon first, slice in half longways, wrap shrimp, add toothpick, grill for 15 minutes.

yum.

Posted by: tangonine at April 11, 2014 12:52 PM (x3YFz)

Double yum. It's supposed to be in the high 60s here tomorrow. I think it's time to christen the grill!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 11, 2014 08:54 AM (zF6Iw)

206 Just between you and me, Cher has a cooter like Capone's vault.

Posted by: Zombie Sonny Bono at April 11, 2014 08:54 AM (8ZskC)

207 And that's why the Left wins. They set the agenda. This is their show. We are but mere players.
___
Hey, you should really taste the cocktails that Nancy's chef makes.

And the food!!!

It is almost enough to make me cry...

Posted by: John Boehner at April 11, 2014 08:54 AM (78TbK)

208 "And that's why the Left wins. They set the agenda. This is their show. We are but mere players." I'm totally with ya on that, but in fairness to us, did you really think they would say such mind-numbingly delusional things?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 11, 2014 08:54 AM (HLprW)

209 Brussel Sprouts. Peel off the outer leaves, slice in half, then cook on a really hot pan till carmalized. Yum, Yum. There's no dirt taste.

Posted by: ExSnipe at April 11, 2014 08:54 AM (hzpoi)

210 I'd hit it...with a Caterpillar D9.
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NOT FUNNY

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at April 11, 2014 12:52 PM (78TbK)

you ok Rachel? seem a bit flat today.

Posted by: tangonine at April 11, 2014 08:54 AM (x3YFz)

211 And the Northern Virginia/DC Horde will find that out firsthand on June 21.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 11, 2014 12:53 PM (JpC1K)

We've got an illegal Irishman in the Horde?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 11, 2014 08:54 AM (4df7R)

212 80 ----you do realize you just confirmed Nancy Pelosi's theory that this is all about race, right? That the white Irish are fine, but these Third World darkies make immigration unappealing? Posted by: ace at April 11, 2014 12:39 PM (/FnUH) -------------------- Thank you for noting that, ace. It's the culture and attitude of the immigrant that matter, not the race. I believe that the vast majority of conservatives agree with that --- but they often make statements that make me wonder. (Which is why I usually stay off threads where "Hispanic" immigration is the topic.) HOWEVER, I would like to point out that the racialism of the Left leads to a situation where the actual "race" (real or imaginary) really does matter. After all, an Irish immigrant is not going to be told the minute he comes off the boat that he is an Oppressed Person of Color entitled to preferential treatment. He will not be recruited into the hate-whitey-and-take-his-stuff army and, more importantly, neither will his children.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 11, 2014 08:55 AM (dfYL9)

213 She's like Matt Helm with osteoperosis. Hilarious.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 11, 2014 08:55 AM (oFCZn)

214 >>>Are raw Brussels sprouts even food?

No. They're torture.

...

I always thought so but if you roast them (rather than boiling or whatever awful way they used to be cooked) with seasoning they're pretty good.

Posted by: ace at April 11, 2014 12:43 PM (/FnUH)

So the only way to make them taste good is to make them taste like something other than Brussels sprouts?

Posted by: Secundus at April 11, 2014 08:55 AM (zpPxE)

215 I always thought so but if you roast them (rather than boiling or whatever awful way they used to be cooked) with seasoning they're pretty good.
I think I missed something. Are we still talking about the Irish here?
Obviously.

Posted by: zombie dean johathan swift at April 11, 2014 08:55 AM (hn5v5)

216 And you're still there? You have greater fortitude than I! Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at April 11, 2014 12:52 PM (4df7R) A. I'm the only one here. I cannot leave because then there would be no one here. Stupid parents raising me stupid right who does that, I ask you. II. HORDE. Hordehordehordehordehorde. We all need this. A lot. http://www.thegrommet.com/catapult-the-siege-toys-catapult

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 11, 2014 08:55 AM (mf5HN)

217 We've got an illegal Irishman in the Horde? Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at April 11, 2014 12:54 PM (4df7R)

::: shifty eyes :::

Who's asking?

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 11, 2014 08:55 AM (JpC1K)

218 Posted by: Rowan Atkinson at April 11, 2014 12:52 PM (8c12T)

It's a fully body Spanks suit.

There's a ratchet mechanism in the back for extra support.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 11, 2014 08:55 AM (QFxY5)

219

Just between you and me, Cher has a cooter like Capone's vault.

*plans special broadcast*

Posted by: Geraldo Rivera at April 11, 2014 08:55 AM (DrWcr)

220 They need to be crushed and run out of town on a rough hewn rail wrapped in barbed wire. Posted by: maddogg ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Or bacon.

Posted by: Countrysquire at April 11, 2014 08:55 AM (LSJmV)

221

Look out Mike!! lol...

Posted by: jewells45 at April 11, 2014 08:56 AM (l/N7H)

222

you do realize you just confirmed Nancy Pelosi's theory that this is all about race, right? That the white Irish are fine, but these Third World darkies make immigration unappealing?

---

I don't see it as an issue of skin color. Some cultures value freedom and work. Most cultures to the south of us are socialistic and do not put a high value on freedom or on work, and they coincidentally have olive skin.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 11, 2014 08:56 AM (AwYJ0)

223
Double yum. It's supposed to be in the high 60s here tomorrow. I think it's time to christen the grill!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 11, 2014 12:54 PM (zF6Iw)

Dab them in a butter sauce just before grilling.

Enjoy!

Posted by: tangonine at April 11, 2014 08:56 AM (x3YFz)

224 I'm totally with ya on that, but in fairness to us, did you really think they would say such mind-numbingly delusional things?
***
Actually yes.

Pretend to be a liberal and go talk with a real one.

You will come away amazed.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 11, 2014 08:56 AM (78TbK)

225 By the way, have we discussed "Reach. Pull. Release" yet?

Posted by: Lauren at April 11, 2014 08:57 AM (hFL/3)

226

197 -

She's Scottish? I always assumed she was Irish, and frankly I know it's disrespectful, but I never cared enough to be able to tell the difference.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 11, 2014 08:57 AM (TOk1P)

227

Get the fuck off my back Bitch!

http://tinyurl.com/22v6wsz

Posted by: maddogg at April 11, 2014 08:57 AM (xWW96)

228 Posted by: zombie dean johathan swift at April 11, 2014 12:55 PM (hn5v5) Well-played sir or madam.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 11, 2014 08:57 AM (HLprW)

229 ::: shifty eyes :::

Who's asking?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 11, 2014 12:55 PM (JpC1K)

"No one special."

-Somebody who goes by the name of "Fancy Elosi"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 11, 2014 08:57 AM (4df7R)

230 Why don't Republicans say similar things as Pelosi? My Democrat colleague told me how much the Democrats just hate white people. My Democrat colleague told me how much their anti-gun laws are motivated by how disgusting white trash rednecks are. My Democrat colleague told me they know all this WarOnWomenz stuff is bullshit, but it works they know women are too stupid and emotional to look up the facts. etc, etc, etc. Make shit up. Lie, lie, lie.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 11, 2014 08:57 AM (ZPrif)

231 There's a pneumatic ratchet mechanism in the back for extra support.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 11, 2014 12:55 PM (QFxY5)

Fixed for accuracy.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 11, 2014 08:57 AM (JpC1K)

232 Regarding immigration, there are really two kinds of people in America. Those who think of immigrants as their colleagues and competitors and those who think of immigrants as their servants.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 11, 2014 08:57 AM (T0NGe)

233 I'm trying to think of a single word to describe the Democrats, and I can't decide between "hypocrites" and "criminals."

Posted by: Null at April 11, 2014 08:57 AM (P7hip)

234 We did the shrimp/bacon wrap bit on the grill.Cook the bacon first, slice in half longways, wrap shrimp, add toothpick, grill for 15 minutes. yum. Posted by: tangonine ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Don't forget the cheese and slice of jalapeno pepper.

Posted by: Countrysquire at April 11, 2014 08:58 AM (LSJmV)

235 And that's why the Left wins. They set the agenda. This is their show. We are but mere players. Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 11, 2014 12:53 PM (Ja56Y) They won the culture for a couple generations. They control 90%+ of the media, education, entertainment, and the permanent bureaucracy. We lost. It's a Gramscian cultural Marxism mop up operation and we're in the way. This often does not end well. For example, Sweden is a scary fking place to live now in case nobody noticed. That's the Left's social 'democratic' template going back to the fall of the Soviet Union, so our desired future.

Posted by: Beagle at April 11, 2014 08:58 AM (sOtz/)

236 I don't see it as an issue of skin color. Some cultures value freedom and work.
***
The idea of America is that when people come here they adopt the core of the American culture...namely valuing freedom and work.

The problem is that left has actively sabotaged that.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 11, 2014 08:58 AM (78TbK)

237 The Hispanic illegal immigrants do the hedge-trimming that the Irish illegal immigrants are too drunk to do.

Posted by: John McCain (R) Maverickstan at April 11, 2014 08:58 AM (8ZskC)

238 this was just an attempt to merge SPECTRE with Koch. I couldn't think of anything good. Posted by: ace at April 11, 2014 12:32 PM (/FnUH) oh. went over my head.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: The Green Jacket at April 11, 2014 08:58 AM (IXrOn)

239 104 Yeah , liberals are racists , but they're also anti - semites , as well . Posted by: awkward davies at April 11, 2014 12:42 PM (whqez) Did everyone read Zombies article regarding how Liberals are motivated on many issues by their own racism? It was an excellent read, and Zombie is a fellow moron.

Posted by: D-Lamp at April 11, 2014 08:58 AM (bb5+k)

240 And the Peaches Geldorf story keeps getting more weird. Apparently when they found her body, next to her was her baby son. He is named Phaedra Bloom Forever.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 11, 2014 08:58 AM (an0BH)

241 What does immigration have to do with Notre Dame?

Posted by: Marcus T. at April 11, 2014 08:58 AM (GGCsk)

242 Cher has to be immensely wealthy by now. When she finally shuffles off this mortal coil, the $ will likely go to Chaz. Thus the inordinate influence of teh Mafia continues to increase.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 11, 2014 08:59 AM (aDwsi)

243 We've got an illegal Irishman in the Horde? Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at April 11, 2014 12:54 PM (4df7R)

::: shifty eyes :::

Who's asking?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 11, 2014 12:55 PM (JpC1K)

My best friend is an Irish cop. (yeah... right? Whoda thunk).

I asked him on the phone what an illegal Irishman is. Long pause. Sort of like asking water why it's wet.

Posted by: tangonine at April 11, 2014 08:59 AM (x3YFz)

244 I never cared enough to be able to tell the difference.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 11, 2014 12:57 PM (TOk1P)

I don't know what to say.

Who are you?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 11, 2014 08:59 AM (QFxY5)

245 The Hispanic illegal immigrants do the hedge-trimming that the Irish illegal immigrants are too drunk to do.

After all, "Getting a Brazilian" is really just short for "Getting a Brazilian... to wax your hardwood, IYKWIMAITYD."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 11, 2014 08:59 AM (4df7R)

246 Make shit up. Lie, lie, lie.
***
Remember when one Democrat house member got caught calling his constituents racist idiots...we don't need to lie.

OTOH, he won re-election.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 11, 2014 08:59 AM (78TbK)

247 >>The main thing in my opinion is to stop the Mexicans and Irish from interbreeding. *puts down potato burrito and hides under desk*

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 11, 2014 09:00 AM (SUKHu)

248 Hypocrite + Criminal = Hypinal or Crimcrite.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 11, 2014 09:00 AM (an0BH)

249 ::: shifty eyes ::: Who's asking? Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 11, 2014 12:55 PM (JpC1K)

"No one special."
-Somebody who goes by the name of "Fancy Elosi"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at April 11, 2014 12:57 PM (4df7R)

Let me just say that if there were such an alleged illegal Irishman at NoVAMoMee 2 - were mind you - then said alleged illegal Irishman would not have been adjudged to be illegal by a court of competent jurisdiction.

Hypothetically speakin, of course.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 11, 2014 09:00 AM (JpC1K)

250 MWR! Mmmmm...Tom Hiddleston.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at April 11, 2014 09:00 AM (yE8uc)

251 Brussel sprouts roasted with pancetta and balsamic vinegar...delish

Posted by: fastfreefall at April 11, 2014 09:00 AM (icem6)

252 Phaedra Bloom Forever ------------------ Why, oh why, do our parents hate us so? :: sobs softly ::

Posted by: Moon Unit at April 11, 2014 09:00 AM (aDwsi)

253 242 Cher has to be immensely wealthy by now. When she finally shuffles off this mortal coil, the $ will likely go to Chaz. Remember the transgender who said he->she couldn't be prosecuted for his->her crimes in the past? Isn't that the whole transgender deal, they're a different person than before? So how can the newly-formed Chaz inherit money that is rightfully that of the long-disappeared Chastity?

Posted by: AmishDude at April 11, 2014 09:00 AM (T0NGe)

254 Sad to think she represents one of the wealthiest, most "educated" districts in the land. Our 'betters' are like show dogs; all the utility and sense has been bred out of them.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 11, 2014 09:00 AM (l3vZN)

255
Don't forget the cheese and slice of jalapeno pepper.

Posted by: Countrysquire at April 11, 2014 12:58 PM (LSJmV)

Ok. Now I'm hungry.

Posted by: tangonine at April 11, 2014 09:01 AM (x3YFz)

256 >>237 The Hispanic illegal immigrants do the hedge-trimming that the Irish illegal immigrants are too drunk to do.<<

I am pretty certain today's Irish Immigrants run a distant second in drinking compared to recent Hispanic immigrants. Look at the DUI and public intoxication statistics. I'm cereal..

Posted by: Marcus T. at April 11, 2014 09:01 AM (GGCsk)

257 The problem is that left has actively sabotaged that.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 11, 2014 12:58 PM (78TbK)

Exactly.

The melting pot is gone.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 11, 2014 09:01 AM (QFxY5)

258 203 There are fucktards in the GOP that really would say shit like that to Pelosi. They need to be crushed and run out of town on a rough hewn rail wrapped in barbed wire. Posted by: maddogg at April 11, 2014 12:53 PM (xWW96) Yeah, like this fucking asshole. http://dailycaller.com/2014/04/08/gop-official-says-his-partys-full-of-racists/

Posted by: D-Lamp at April 11, 2014 09:01 AM (bb5+k)

259 Does Nancy Pelosi have a poisoned switch blade in her shoe? Cause if I were number 2 to Soros I'd sure be watching out for her.

Posted by: [/i] [/s] [/u] [/b] An Observation at April 11, 2014 09:01 AM (ylhEn)

260 Pelosi is Italian. She had to move to SF to get elected. Except, as I said, she doesn't actually live there.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at April 11, 2014 09:01 AM (T2V/1)

261 After all, "Getting a Brazilian" is really just short for "Getting a Brazilian... to wax your hardwood, IYKWIMAITYD."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit at April 11, 2014 12:59 PM (4df7R)

Oyez, oyez, oyez!!! The weekly AoSHQ hardwood vs. carpet debate is now in session! The Honorable MWR presiding.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 11, 2014 09:01 AM (JpC1K)

262 242 Cher has to be immensely wealthy by now. When she finally shuffles off this mortal coil, the $ will likely go to Chaz. Thus the inordinate influence of teh Mafia continues to increase. Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 11, 2014 12:59 PM (aDwsi) She's reported to be over 300 million. The big money appears to be in touring. She has a son but they aren't speaking. She also had problems accepting Chaz's dick.

Posted by: Rowan Atkinson at April 11, 2014 09:02 AM (8c12T)

263 There is nothing pleasant about being a super taster. Blech. Posted by: Lauren at April 11, 2014 12:52 PM (hFL/3) Worst name for a condition ever. Things do *not* taste super.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 11, 2014 09:02 AM (qyfb5)

264 The Cher thing reminds me of a joke...an old woman went to the doctor and asked him how to commit suicide. He told her the quickest way was to shoot herself in the heart. Just put the gun under your left breast. Next thing you know, she's in the ER with her kneecap shattered. Ok so dark humor.

Posted by: ALH at April 11, 2014 09:02 AM (hgxd1)

265

Unfortunately, the largest Irish American organization (Ancient order of Hibernians) in the US IS pushing for immigration reform.

http://tinyurl.com/l2lucas

The Irish got screwed by their patron saint Teddy Kennedy when he reformed immigration in the 60's and gave all their visas to the Third World.

Now for the sake of a few thousand Irish visas they will gladly flood the US with millions of Third Worlders.. (who will take all the jobs that all the irish immigrants would want anyway)

Idiots (<---- I can say this despite being a Hibernian)

Posted by: McCool at April 11, 2014 09:02 AM (nCSwS)

266 Nancy Pelosi. Proof that being an ignorant buffoon does not keep you from becoming a U.S. Senator today.

Losers everywhere- there is hope!

Posted by: Marcus T. at April 11, 2014 09:02 AM (GGCsk)

267 It's the culture and attitude of the immigrant that matter, not the race. I believe that the vast majority of conservatives agree with that --- but they often make statements that make me wonder. (Which is why I usually stay off threads where "Hispanic" immigration is the topic.) Illegal is illegal in my book.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: The Green Jacket at April 11, 2014 09:02 AM (IXrOn)

268 Nancy is old family Democrat crook from Maryland. She is a California carpet-bagger.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 11, 2014 09:03 AM (an0BH)

269 We all need this. A lot.

*looks around office*
Range of 25 feet?
*tents fingers*

Posted by: HR at April 11, 2014 09:03 AM (ZKzrr)

270 Pelosi reminds me a lot of Kate Upton. Except for the age, the eyes, the body, the mind, the smile....

Posted by: Blind man at April 11, 2014 09:03 AM (R5UOB)

271 We're blown!!! Get your bug-out bags and burn your creds!!! See you on the other side, men!

Posted by: Phinn, Irish Immigration Activist and/or Spy Leader at April 11, 2014 09:03 AM (i5GO4)

272 Is Pelosi including or excluding redheads? We should ask her.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: The Green Jacket at April 11, 2014 09:04 AM (IXrOn)

273 Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid: the new Culper Ring 2.0. Thanks for the advice guys! Now go retire and swim around in your Scrooge McDuck money vaults, you know you have them.

Posted by: LizLem at April 11, 2014 09:04 AM (yRwC8)

274 "We lost. It's a Gramscian cultural Marxism mop up operation and we're in the way. This often does not end well."

Eh. The Left has lost the argument, again. They always lose, in the end. Things are a mess because when the the Left loses the game, they always flip the game board, the pieces fly through the air accompanied by screams of "Cheaters!" and "No fair!' and off they go. November 2014 is coming on fast and the sorry bastards are in a panic.

Posted by: mrp at April 11, 2014 09:04 AM (JBggj)

275 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 11, 2014 12:45 PM (QFxY5) Interesting and true tale about Mexican labor. For a time, I had two (younger) sons working for a company run by my third (older) son and that used a lot of immigrant labor. The two young'uns said the most useful Spanish phrase they learned was "El jefe es mi hermano!".

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 11, 2014 09:04 AM (o3MSL)

276 She also had problems accepting Chaz's dick. Posted by: Rowan ------- * ponders what the ONT could do with that phrasing *

Posted by: Moon Unit at April 11, 2014 09:04 AM (aDwsi)

277 As the mom of an adopted Guatemalan baby boy, I can honestly say that I have no idea what goes through the tiny little mind of your average liberal. I was accused of racism because of white privilege (that must by why I was adopting a delightful little BROWN baby, eh?) by every "social worker" I came in contact with during the process, and then made to jump through every hoop imaginable by my own government, including bringing $400 in cash in NEW BILLS ONLY to the consulate in Guatemala City for his visa. I paid an extraordinary amount to have my fingerprints taken, to file every stupid form available, to have a little stamp put on each one (@$25 a pop), etc. Turns out I could have just gone full democrap and dragged him across the Rio in the dark of night and skipped all that nonsense. Racist, my lily white ass.

Posted by: tcn at April 11, 2014 09:04 AM (3kDQa)

278 did you really think they would say such mind-numbingly delusional things? If you asked me 8 years ago, I woulda said no. But I learned long ago how the Left plays their weird mix of psy-politics.

Posted by: Soothsayer the Unstompable at April 11, 2014 09:04 AM (Ja56Y)

279 She had to move to SF to get elected.

Posted by: Vic at April 11, 2014 01:01 PM (T2V/1)

Not really. She moved to S.F. when she got married, and entered politics later on.

And besides, Maryland elects plenty of crooks, so she would have been fine there.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 11, 2014 09:04 AM (QFxY5)

280 >>Oyez, oyez, oyez!!! The weekly AoSHQ hardwood vs. carpet debate is now in session! The Honorable MWR presiding.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 11, 2014 01:01 PM (JpC1K) <<

Please. Let's have that debate in any thread but this one. The context of Pelosi in that debate puts a great strain on my mental health.

Posted by: Marcus T. at April 11, 2014 09:05 AM (GGCsk)

281 Oyez, oyez, oyez!!! The weekly AoSHQ hardwood vs. carpet debate is now in session! The Honorable MWR presiding.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 11, 2014 01:01 PM (JpC1K)

One vote for hardwood.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 11, 2014 09:05 AM (zF6Iw)

282 Pelosi, Reid, Obama, Holder, et al. The party of the KKK overcompensating.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: The Green Jacket at April 11, 2014 09:05 AM (IXrOn)

283 $oro$....head of the remaining Hydra er Spectre types...

Nanzi is #2

Posted by: sven10077 at April 11, 2014 12:39 PM (TE35l)

Don't forget Maurice Strong, the man behind Agenda 21, and who got wealthy off Saddam's "Oil for Food" scam. He is currently hiding in China.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 11, 2014 09:06 AM (nDGjW)

284 Illegal is illegal in my book. Posted by: artisanal ------------------ That is because you are a racist.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 11, 2014 09:06 AM (aDwsi)

285 And besides, Maryland elects plenty of crooks, so she would have been fine there. Watch it, buddy.

Posted by: Spiro Agnew and Marvin Mandel at April 11, 2014 09:06 AM (l3vZN)

286 One vote for hardwood. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 11, 2014 01:05 PM (zF6Iw)

Seconded.

Annnnnnd, I believe that under AoSHQ Parliamentary Procedure (as amended) that carries the motion.

We are adjourned.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 11, 2014 09:06 AM (JpC1K)

287 Those Republican's are always after our lucky charms!!!

Posted by: Seamus Colm Patrick, Immigration Activist at April 11, 2014 09:07 AM (nrki3)

288 Wait- Pelosi is really Mikulski in drag? Or did I get that wrong?

Posted by: Marcus T. at April 11, 2014 09:07 AM (GGCsk)

289 I was accused of racism because of white privilege (that must by why I was adopting a delightful little BROWN baby, eh?) So was there a shortage of Irish babies to adopt?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 11, 2014 09:07 AM (8ZskC)

290 The two young'uns said the most useful Spanish phrase they learned was "El jefe es mi hermano!".

Hermano.....

Posted by: Gob Bluth at April 11, 2014 09:07 AM (ZKzrr)

291 Henry Ford actually required immigrant workers in his employ to go through a 'melting pot' ceremony after completing their English school. Can't see that happening today. http://www1.assumption.edu/ahc/1920s/P1010112.JPG

Posted by: Countrysquire at April 11, 2014 09:07 AM (LSJmV)

292 Remember when some thought Michael Steele was the wave of the future for the GOP? Yeah another product of the political petri-dish called Maryland.

So how many games of Civ will you play AlexttheChick once you are done with the work before going home?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 11, 2014 09:08 AM (an0BH)

293 There aren't any Irish in CA. They are all in New York and Ohio, digging canals. The Chinese are in CA.

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 11, 2014 09:08 AM (8MjqI)

294 One vote for hardwood. Posted by: Mary Poppins ---------------- Well, sure. That's what you wingnuts always say..., but when it comes down to it, you select White Oak, rather than Red Oak.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 11, 2014 09:08 AM (aDwsi)

295 197 Can we talk about the Scottish? Because I seem to be infatuated with one: http://tinyurl.com/m368zzh Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 11, 2014 12:53 PM (QFxY5 Dammit CBD you've changed your anti-Semitic ways That's an awfully nice young lady

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 11, 2014 09:08 AM (HVff2)

296 All carpet, all the time.

Posted by: Countrysquire at April 11, 2014 09:09 AM (LSJmV)

297 They're always after me lucky leaf blower.

Posted by: Stuff No Leprechaun Ever Said, Vol. 2 at April 11, 2014 09:09 AM (8ZskC)

298 287 Those Republican's are always after our lucky charms!!!

Posted by: Seamus Colm Patrick, Immigration Activist at April 11, 2014 01:07 PM (nrki3)

Are you in my spy ring?

Wait! Don't answer. Pelosi's crackerjack counter-intel squad might be listening ....

Posted by: Phinn, Irish Immigration Activist and/or Spy Leader at April 11, 2014 09:09 AM (i5GO4)

299 At the end of the day, Lagertha is the hottest shield maiden.

Just sayin.

Posted by: tangonine at April 11, 2014 09:09 AM (x3YFz)

300 Well, sure. That's what you wingnuts always say..., but when it comes down to it, you select White Oak, rather than Red Oak. Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 11, 2014 01:08 PM (aDwsi)

No, we're good with Red Oak.

Black Oak.

Yellow Oak.

Any kind of oak, really.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at April 11, 2014 09:09 AM (JpC1K)

301 256 I am pretty certain today's Irish Immigrants run a distant second in drinking compared to recent Hispanic immigrants. Look at the DUI and public intoxication statistics. I'm cereal.. Posted by: Marcus T. at April 11, 2014 01:01 PM (GGCsk) ---------------------- Yes, I know we are supposed to use the leftist term "Hispanic"---- or is it "Latino" now?--- but why do have to? Are you talking about Cuban-Americans? Argentines? Puerto Ricans? Dominicans? No, you are talking about (lower class) Mexicans or Meso-Americans. Say so.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 11, 2014 09:10 AM (dfYL9)

302 FTR, I do oppose admitting tens of thousands of Muslims from whatever is their latest conflict zone, now Syria, could be anywhere. Islam creates refugees at an Olympian pace. Send them on permaHajj to Saudi Arabia. The UN Refugee Resettlement scam, hijra jihad and dawah campaigns in reality, is a terrible idea. As much as people like Tamerlan enrich our cultural mosaic, I'm willing to try to live without them.

Posted by: Beagle at April 11, 2014 09:10 AM (sOtz/)

303 The new United Launch Alliance announcer is a cutie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DduPG7j6nQU Oh, and the launch was successful, too.

Posted by: rickl at April 11, 2014 09:10 AM (zoehZ)

304 They're always after me lucky leaf blower. Posted by: Stuff No Leprechaun Ever Said --------------- * guffaws *

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 11, 2014 09:10 AM (aDwsi)

305 A lot in common? You mean she got her nipple bit off, too? I bet Hasbro then used it as a casting mold for those California Raisins figures they used to sell. All dried up and wrinkled an' shit.

Posted by: Todd Bridges, first to go bad, last to go down at April 11, 2014 09:10 AM (vmAFq)

306 The world has completely flipped. Stereotyping used to be bad. Remember? Now it is heard every single day on the left! This stereotype or that one.... to accuse Republicans, or Christians or anyone who disagrees on any issue with some form of stereotypical sin against leftish policies. I'm so sick of it. I hope there is such a back lash against these Democrat bigots that they never hold power again.

Posted by: petunia at April 11, 2014 09:10 AM (DAcBA)

307 >>291 Henry Ford actually required immigrant workers in his employ to go through a 'melting pot' ceremony after completing their English school. Can't see that happening today. <<

Today, La Raza would boycott his factory, protest outside his home and pressure his advertisers or suppliers. The press would call for his removal.

All because he wanted to help them succeed and become Americans by integrating into their adopted culture. Which, apparently we can no longer speak about. Because- racist!

See how far we've fallen.

Posted by: Marcus T. at April 11, 2014 09:10 AM (GGCsk)

308 282 Pelosi, Reid, Obama, Holder, et al. The party of the KKK overcompensating. Posted by: artisanal 'ette: The Green Jacket at April 11, 2014 01:05 PM (IXrOn) Hail Hydra! Oh and Rush is doing his annual leukemia telethon today; donated half a mill of his own money to it as is an anniversary year for the telethon. Would LOVE Nancy to put me some knowledge on how conservatives raising money to beat cancer is really a secret plot of hate. I have faith that she could totally do it too.

Posted by: LizLem at April 11, 2014 09:11 AM (yRwC8)

309 No, we're good with Red Oak. Black Oak. Yellow Oak. Any kind of oak, really. Posted by: Sean Bannion +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ There's a 'coun-try' joke in there somewhere.

Posted by: Countrysquire at April 11, 2014 09:11 AM (LSJmV)

310 So was there a shortage of Irish babies to adopt? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 11, 2014 01:07 PM (8ZskC) Legally speaking, yes!

Posted by: CJSC John Roberts at April 11, 2014 09:12 AM (o3MSL)

311 Uh oh, found the perfect game for the Empress of Alextopia. Coming out on June 6 for the Nintendo 3DS is Tomodachi Life. You create a Mii, assign some personality to it, and even create other Mii, upto 100, on your own little island.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 11, 2014 09:12 AM (an0BH)

312 Oh guess what. Someone mentioned that they got visited by Jehovah's Witnesses for an Easter thing on an earlier thread. Well guess who was just at my door. Jehovah's Witnesses giving out invitations to an event for the Memorial of Jesus Christ's death. So its not an "Easter" mass or anything but it they are definitely holding the event.

Posted by: buzzion at April 11, 2014 09:12 AM (LI48c)

313 Any kind of oak, really. Posted by: Sean Bannion --------------------------- OK..., is that a reference to Chaz? If so, I've gotta opt out of this conversation...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 11, 2014 09:12 AM (aDwsi)

314 OT: The eternal question: Are we too paranoid or not paranoid enough? http://tinyurl.com/oo6a99a

Posted by: WalruaRex at April 11, 2014 09:12 AM (XUKZU)

315 Don't get me started on the adoption thing.

A fucking abortion is free, but yer out $10-$20K to adopt.

In what fucking universe does this make sense?

Posted by: tangonine at April 11, 2014 09:12 AM (x3YFz)

316 I don't know if this is general or just me, but *something* on the main page is causing infinite reloading today.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 11, 2014 09:12 AM (qyfb5)

317 So was there a shortage of Irish babies to adopt? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 11, 2014 01:07 PM (8ZskC) Well, to be fair, I'm not on the Supreme Court, either.

Posted by: tcn at April 11, 2014 09:12 AM (3kDQa)

318 One vote for Oak Leaf Clusters.

Posted by: Marcus T. at April 11, 2014 09:13 AM (GGCsk)

319

No, we're good with Red Oak.

Black Oak.

Yellow Oak.

Any kind of oak, really.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 11, 2014 01:09 PM (JpC1K)

We just don't like dogwood.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at April 11, 2014 09:13 AM (zF6Iw)

320 /gets to the last page of Sibelius speech.... 404 Page not found

Posted by: Teleprompter at April 11, 2014 09:13 AM (84gbM)

321 you do realize you just confirmed Nancy Pelosi's theory that this is all about race, right? That the white Irish are fine, but these Third World darkies make immigration unappealing? Posted by: ace at April 11, 2014 12:39 PM (/FnUH) It's a pretty safe bet that if you are accepting immigrants from Egypt or Yemen, (Such as Europe has been doing quite a lot) that they are likely going to be Muslims joining in with the other Muslims throwing car-b-ques in Paris. They will also be of the same race (Arab) but it isn't their race that is the problem, It is their beliefs and attitudes. Unfortunately, Beliefs are often proxies for race, and vice versa. We don't need any more socialist minded people, be they Irish, German,French, Nicaraguan, or Brazilian. We just don't fucking need any more socialists. I happen to have been trading comments with an Austrian for the last six years. The socialist motherfucker is now living in Texas, and I wish the sonnofabitch would got back to Austria. Told him so. Ironically, he's fleeing the Muslim invasion which his own stupid ideology has been supporting.

Posted by: D-Lamp at April 11, 2014 09:13 AM (bb5+k)

322 So was there a shortage of Irish babies to adopt? ---------------- Not for me.

Posted by: John 'It's a Tax!' Roberts at April 11, 2014 09:13 AM (aDwsi)

323 $oro$....head of the remaining Hydra er Spectre types... Also Thrush and KAOS

Posted by: Fox2! at April 11, 2014 09:14 AM (Wztg5)

324 Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 11, 2014 01:10 PM (dfYL9) Ain't it hell when you have to parse your racism lest you misspeak!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 11, 2014 09:14 AM (o3MSL)

325 34 this was just an attempt to merge SPECTRE with Koch. I read it as SPATCHCOCK. Posted by: t-bird at April 11, 2014 12:33 PM (FcR7P) Spatchcock is something you do to a chicken. SPATCHKOCH is something you do "with" a chicken.

Posted by: Croaker at April 11, 2014 09:14 AM (/f/tn)

326

This isn't the first time Granny Rictus McBotox has heard voices.

Auditory hallucinations are the first sign of schizophrenia, or total douchebagginess. But mostly total douchebagginess......

http://tinyurl.com/prtt9t8

Posted by: wytshus at April 11, 2014 09:14 AM (DErq5)

327 How about a nice piece of ash? Try the veal.

Posted by: Countrysquire at April 11, 2014 09:14 AM (LSJmV)

328 >>In what fucking universe does this make sense?

Posted by: tangonine at April 11, 2014 01:12 PM (x3YFz) <<

^THIS.

I've always said the goal should be free adoptions and $20,000 abortions. Let's see what the outcome is then.

Heck, I'll even take a tax increase for that.

Posted by: Marcus T. at April 11, 2014 09:15 AM (GGCsk)

329 56 I am pretty certain today's Irish Immigrants run a distant second in drinking compared to recent Hispanic immigrants. Look at the DUI and public intoxication statistics. I'm cereal.. Posted by: Marcus T. at April 11, 2014 01:01 PM (GGCsk) The Irish drink more..... Hispanics get caught more...

Posted by: Teleprompter at April 11, 2014 09:15 AM (84gbM)

330 Oh guess what. Someone mentioned that they got visited by Jehovah's Witnesses for an Easter thing on an earlier thread. Well guess who was just at my door. Jehovah's Witnesses giving out invitations to an event for the Memorial of Jesus Christ's death. So its not an "Easter" mass or anything but it they are definitely holding the event. Posted by: buzzion at April 11, 2014 01:12 PM (LI48c) Same here. But, I never answer my door. After several come-backs, they finally just left their stuff at the door.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Bubba! Bubba! Bubba! (Watson) at April 11, 2014 09:15 AM (IXrOn)

331 So how many games of Civ will you play AlexttheChick once you are done with the work before going home? Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 11, 2014 01:08 PM (an0BH) *shiftyeyes* None of course. *shiftyeyes*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 11, 2014 09:15 AM (mf5HN)

332 Nancy's mole also told her that we're fine with Luxembourgians and the Swiss but hell no to those nasty Finns.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at April 11, 2014 09:15 AM (r+7wo)

333 I've always said the goal should be free adoptions and $20,000 abortions. Let's see what the outcome is then. Heck, I'll even take a tax increase for that. Posted by: Marcus T. at April 11, 2014 01:15 PM (GGCsk) Better make that closer to $36,000, and then adjust for inflation, to make it accurate.

Posted by: tcn at April 11, 2014 09:16 AM (3kDQa)

334 267 Illegal is illegal in my book. Posted by: artisanal 'ette: The Green Jacket at April 11, 2014 01:02 PM (IXrOn) ------------------------------ As I said, the culture and attitude are what matter. Anyone who is here illegally clearly has an attitude problem.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 11, 2014 09:16 AM (dfYL9)

335 Pelosi may now be credited with inventing a whole new logical fallcy: the argmentum ad imaginarius Republican

Posted by: NYC Parent at April 11, 2014 09:16 AM (HEo6y)

336 Unfortunately, I can imagine any number of scumbag Republicans, starting with McCain, who would say such a thing.

Posted by: ejo at April 11, 2014 09:16 AM (GXvSO)

337 279 And besides, Maryland elects plenty of crooks, so she would have been fine there.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 11, 2014 01:04 PM (QFxY5)

Her brother is the mayor of Baltimore.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at April 11, 2014 09:16 AM (T2V/1)

338

Well, sure. That's what you wingnuts always say..., but when it comes down to it, you select White Oak, rather than Red Oak.

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at April 11, 2014 09:16 AM (DrWcr)

339 In what fucking universe does this make sense? Posted by: tangonine at April 11, 2014 01:12 PM (x3YFz) And they say they're doing both of them "for the children" with a straight face!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 11, 2014 09:16 AM (o3MSL)

340 332 Nancy's mole also told her that we're fine with Luxembourgians and the Swiss but hell no to those nasty Finns. Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at April 11, 2014 01:15 PM (r+7wo) I'm thinking Nancy's mole was a lot like that one in the Austin Powers flick....

Posted by: tcn at April 11, 2014 09:16 AM (3kDQa)

341

197 Can we talk about the Scottish?

Because I seem to be infatuated with one

You are aware that she will shoot you with arrows when she's had her way with you, yes?

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at April 11, 2014 09:16 AM (JtwS4)

342 The Irish drink more..... Hispanics get caught more... Posted by: Teleprompter at April 11, 2014 01:15 PM (84gbM) I worked in Ireland for a while. Every single night, many from the office went to the pub after work. Every single night. And, the pubs were not smoke-free. But, it was kinda cool, whole families were there. It was an end of day family and friends gathering.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Bubba! Bubba! Bubba! (Watson) at April 11, 2014 09:17 AM (IXrOn)

343 Um, arabs are caucasians. The moron lefty trolls here do know that, right? And, no, I don't want hordes of muslims immigrating here either.

Posted by: ejo at April 11, 2014 09:17 AM (GXvSO)

344 Just FYI Nancy is a big cigar lover.

Posted by: Bubba Clinton at April 11, 2014 09:17 AM (Aif/5)

345 I lived in SF for a year, 10 years in the Bay Area. Oh how this made me laugh. There has always been something of a turf war between the Irish And Italian families in the City. Project much Ms. PelosI?

I grew up in the Bay Area, went to Catholic school for my first 8 years. Half of the class had Italian names and the other half had Irish names.

Good times.

Posted by: OregonMuse at April 11, 2014 09:17 AM (I8YZX)

346 Yeah, I am going to go with Imaginary Friend for $500, Alex.

Posted by: Marcus T. at April 11, 2014 09:18 AM (GGCsk)

347 Read the latest! Black Oak Arkansas http://www.blackoakarkansas.net/

Posted by: Jim Dandy at April 11, 2014 09:18 AM (aDwsi)

348 Cher is on tour prancing around on stage with heart shaped pasties. She's 67 years old.

Posted by: Rowan Atkinson at April 11, 2014 12:48 PM (8c12T)

Damn! She's a-gonna have bruises on her belly button.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 11, 2014 09:18 AM (nDGjW)

349 As I said, the culture and attitude are what matter. Anyone who is here illegally clearly has an attitude problem. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 11, 2014 01:16 PM (dfYL9) Or is it an Act of Love?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Bubba! Bubba! Bubba! (Watson) at April 11, 2014 09:18 AM (IXrOn)

350 gets to the last page of Sibelius speech....

404 Page not found

Posted by: Teleprompter

------------

Check Harry Reid's office. That's were missing pages usually turn up.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 11, 2014 09:18 AM (AwYJ0)

351 Damn! She's a-gonna have bruises on her ~~belly button~~ ankles.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 11, 2014 01:18 PM (nDGjW)

FTFY.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2014 09:19 AM (DrWcr)

352 Peaches kept saying she was happy and fulfilled with being a mother and had given up the wild life. However, she was still hopping from cult to cult with excessive dieting thrown in. I suspect the dieting is what done the poor girl in...

Posted by: Rowan Atkinson at April 11, 2014 09:19 AM (8c12T)

353 http://www.blackoakarkansas.net/ Posted by: Jim Dandy +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Jim Mangrum, king of the male camel toe.

Posted by: Countrysquire at April 11, 2014 09:19 AM (LSJmV)

354 OT, but OMG Charlie Gasparino is on FNC talking about a single sentence that is hidden within the farm bill which allows the feds to take your income tax refund in order to repay the debts of your parents.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 11, 2014 09:19 AM (DmNpO)

355 In a daring re-interpretation of Kafka's Metamorphosis, Nancy Pelosi wakes up to find she has a conscience.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 11, 2014 09:19 AM (an0BH)

356 Can someone get out the LEKTOR machine to decode wtf she talks about?

Posted by: Roscoe at April 11, 2014 09:19 AM (MIovV)

357 I doubt Pelosi is aware that our population of illegals is between three and four times the population of the entire Republic of Ireland.

So yes, we would theoretically be in a much better place if we allowed all of Ireland to immigrate to the United States in exchange for not having several times that number here illegally, largely from the third world.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at April 11, 2014 09:20 AM (nnkXw)

358 What's an "Irish immigration activist"?

Posted by: mrp at April 11, 2014 09:20 AM (JBggj)

359 Just FYI Nancy is a big cigar lover. Posted by: Bubba Clinton at April 11, 2014 01:17 PM (Aif/5) Rumor has it you can stuff more Cubans up there than the Mariel boatlift.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 11, 2014 09:20 AM (8ZskC)

360 Don't get me started on the adoption thing.

A fucking abortion is free, but yer out $10-$20K to adopt.

In what fucking universe does this make sense?

Posted by: tangonine at April 11, 2014 01:12 PM (x3YFz)

A universe that has given up favoring life and prefers to relish death.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 11, 2014 09:20 AM (4df7R)

361

But, it was kinda cool, whole families were there. It was an end of day family and friends gathering.

And from what I read, a dying culture. Enforcing DUI laws is killing the pub culture and the pubs themselves.

Last time I was in Ireland (2010) it was barely Irish. Dublin at least is an immigrant mecca. It was hard to find an Irish pub in my part of town.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at April 11, 2014 09:20 AM (JtwS4)

362 It's a pretty safe bet that if you are accepting immigrants from Egypt or Yemen, (Such as Europe has been doing quite a lot) that they are likely going to be Muslims joining in with the other Muslims throwing car-b-ques in Paris.

They will also be of the same race (Arab) but it isn't their race that is the problem, It is their beliefs and attitudes.

Unfortunately, Beliefs are often proxies for race, and vice versa.

We don't need any more socialist minded people, be they Irish, German,French, Nicaraguan, or Brazilian. We just don't fucking need any more socialists.

I happen to have been trading comments with an Austrian for the last six years. The socialist motherfucker is now living in Texas, and I wish the sonnofabitch would got back to Austria.

Told him so. Ironically, he's fleeing the Muslim invasion which his own stupid ideology has been supporting.

Posted by: D-Lamp at April 11, 2014 01:13 PM (bb5+k)

It's a tough topic to breach because it's not "PC." But them mooselimbs right there?

(pause)

Ever been to Dearborn, MI?

You don't get to bring your shitty principles to my country. It sounds red-neckey, I know. But I disagree with everything they believe. So, I'm content with calling them goatfuckers and not wanting them in my country.

They're evil. To the core. Plenty of planet for them to infect, just stay the hell out of my space.

Posted by: tangonine at April 11, 2014 09:20 AM (x3YFz)

363 I wonder if Nancy's GOP mole gave her the entire racial ranking they've done over at Rethuglican party HQ, or did they just give her that tanalizing taste of Irish? Maybe money is involved. Happily, there's a solution: Nancy calls a hearing, and we can haul that money-grubbing spy in front of the committee. Make him reveal the whole list. America wants to know what Nancy saw and heard, in all its racist detail.

Posted by: MTF at April 11, 2014 09:20 AM (F58x4)

364 Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at April 11, 2014 01:16 PM (JtwS4)

Probably worth it!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 11, 2014 09:21 AM (QFxY5)

365 Charlie Gasparino is on FNC talking about a single sentence that is hidden within the farm bill which allows the feds to take your income tax refund in order to repay the debts of your parents.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 11, 2014 01:19 PM (DmNpO)

Bill of attainder/corruption of blood?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 11, 2014 09:21 AM (DrWcr)

366 Oh guess what. Someone mentioned that they got visited by Jehovah's Witnesses for an Easter thing on an earlier thread.

Used to be JWs had a ginormous h8 on for the traditional Christian holidays. Maybe it was just for Christmas, though.

Posted by: OregonMuse at April 11, 2014 09:21 AM (I8YZX)

367 Jim Mangrum, king of the male camel toe. He taught Diamond Dave everything he knew.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b][/u] at April 11, 2014 09:21 AM (0HooB)

368 You said "black" diplomatic bag. Is that racist code language? Eric Holder should be notified.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 11, 2014 09:22 AM (AaZet)

369 321 ...... it isn't their race that is the problem, It is their beliefs and attitudes. ......We don't need any more socialist minded people, be they Irish, German,French, Nicaraguan, or Brazilian..... I happen to have been trading comments with an Austrian for the last six years. The socialist motherfucker is now living in Texas, and I wish the sonnofabitch would got back to Austria. Told him so. Ironically, he's fleeing the Muslim invasion which his own stupid ideology has been supporting. Posted by: D-Lamp at April 11, 2014 01:13 PM (bb5+k) -------------------------- THIS. A thousand times THIS. Socialism and Islam are utterly incompatible with the American tradition and Foundation. To that I would add FSA-ism.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 11, 2014 09:23 AM (dfYL9)

370 Her brother is the mayor of Baltimore.

Posted by: Vic at April 11, 2014 01:16 PM (T2V/1)

Not for a very long time.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 11, 2014 09:23 AM (QFxY5)

371 Nood!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/i][/b] at April 11, 2014 09:23 AM (4df7R)

372 nood wit and wisdom of Barky I

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 11, 2014 09:23 AM (8ZskC)

373 I would say that Nanzi's statement is gobbledygook but that would be racist so maybe it's gobbledyAisio-American.

Posted by: WalruaRex at April 11, 2014 09:23 AM (XUKZU)

374 Also, in the 1980s, there were a ton of Irish teens and young adults working at the Jersey Shore in the summers, serving cotton candy and lime rickeys and whatnot.

I don't remember a big push to grant them all "a path to citizenship" even among Irish-Americans.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at April 11, 2014 09:23 AM (nnkXw)

375 What's an "Irish immigration activist"?

IRA mole?

Posted by: OregonMuse at April 11, 2014 09:23 AM (I8YZX)

376 197 Can we talk about the Scottish?

It's a good thing Pelosi didn't come after us, because we'll FIGHT TO THE BITTER FOOKIN' END!!!!!

Then again, I am half-Irish.

Posted by: Phinn, Intelligence Liaison Officer, Scottish Immigration Front at April 11, 2014 09:24 AM (i5GO4)

377 And to qualify:

All the bad muslims terrorized populations into becoming muslim. Or they got wtfkilt.

So, understanding that, not all muslims are bad, most are slaves.

Posted by: tangonine at April 11, 2014 09:24 AM (x3YFz)

378 You said "black" diplomatic bag. Is that racist code language? ----------------- Don't go there buddy...

Posted by: Eric 'The Red' Holder at April 11, 2014 09:24 AM (aDwsi)

379 new one

Posted by: Vic[/i] at April 11, 2014 09:24 AM (T2V/1)

380 I always thought so but if you roast them (rather than boiling or whatever awful way they used to be cooked) with seasoning they're pretty good. Posted by: ace at April 11, 2014 12:43 PM (/FnUH) Agree, and I always hated them as a kid. But I've never been able to pull it off at home, the house always ends up smelling cabbagy and sprouts taste accordingly. But I've had some great sprout dishes in restaurants. Local joint here in Columbus does a breakfast 'hash' w/ shaved sprouts that are caramelized in one of those mini cast iron skillets w/ some braised pork shoulder or duck and poached eggs on top. Favorite breakfast stuff ever. All locally-sourced, of course.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at April 11, 2014 09:24 AM (XvrTA)

381 As a lifelong concerned Republican, compassionate conservative, and fellow Catholic, I can vouch for the absolute truth of Rep. Pelosi's statements. As it is written in the New Testament, we must welcome your tired refuse on our teeming shores.

Posted by: Lifelong concerned compassionate conservative who watches Fox at April 11, 2014 09:25 AM (GLmwR)

382 Posted by: tangonine at April 11, 2014 01:20 PM (x3YFz) I tend to agree. You can't keep a society that works if you keep contaminating it with beliefs from societies that don't work.

Posted by: D-Lamp at April 11, 2014 09:26 AM (bb5+k)

383 I was reading a piece recently about the GOP running focus groups of independents, trying to figure out what issues and personalities move the needle for swing voters.

Interestingly, per the article, Dingy Harry doesn't seem to register one way or another for independents, but Granny Rictus pegs the needle deep in the negative column.

So let's not mock her too badly. She might actually retire after this fall, and then where'd we be? With perhaps a more sympathetic figure running the Democratic side of the House, one who can make a better pitch to indies.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 11, 2014 09:26 AM (noWW6)

384 Oh guess what. Someone mentioned that they got visited by Jehovah's Witnesses for an Easter thing on an earlier thread.

Used to be JWs had a ginormous h8 on for the traditional Christian holidays. Maybe it was just for Christmas, though.

Posted by: OregonMuse at April 11, 2014 01:21 PM (I8YZX)

They show up from time to time at the door. I'll give them this: I've never had any other religious faith knock on my door so they get +1 for effort.

They leave within seconds. I think it's probably because I'm not wearing pants, but not sure.

Posted by: tangonine at April 11, 2014 09:26 AM (x3YFz)

385

I entertained a couple of Jehova's Witnesses not too long ago, because it was a Saturday morning and I was drinking and it seemed I could entertain myself debating theology and be polite to people who probably knock on many doors and get invited into few.

The part that stuck with me was not theological. The elder of the two was roughly my age and when we'd bonded enough he said,

"Don't you think things keep getting worse, that this is the worst time ever?"

"Well, the 1940s weren't great"

"But who shoots up a school?" (we're in CT)

"Who murders 6 million Jews?"

He just kept marching on with his message. You can invite people in and talk to them, but they don't always listen.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at April 11, 2014 09:27 AM (JtwS4)

386 II. HORDE. Hordehordehordehordehorde. We all need this. A lot. http://www.thegrommet.com/catapult-the-siege-toys-catapult Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at April 11, 2014 12:55 PM (mf5HN) Ooh ooh ohh! Can we play with those at the NoVaMoMee?

Posted by: physics geek at April 11, 2014 09:30 AM (MT22W)

387 What about the Chinese and African immigrants? What does Pelosi's top secret republican mole tell her about our views toward these large immigrant groups?

Posted by: LASue at April 11, 2014 09:32 AM (S/lBi)

388 343--- Um, arabs are caucasians. The moron lefty trolls here do know that, right? And, no, I don't want hordes of muslims immigrating here either. Posted by: ejo at April 11, 2014 01:17 PM (GXvSO) ----------------------- I don't either. I DO discriminate by religion. If you're a Lebanese or Syrian Christian, okay. If you're an Iranian secularist or MINO fleeing the Ayatollahs, okay. If you're a Libyan atheist, fine. If you're a Somali anti-Islamist, great. If you're a Muslim, no. I would not admit a German neo-Nazi or a French Communist for the same reason. Yep. I'm bad.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 11, 2014 09:32 AM (dfYL9)

389 SPEKOCH = SPecial Executive for Kooky, Outrageous, Crazy Hate

Posted by: joncelli at April 11, 2014 09:34 AM (RD7QR)

390 MC CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: thunderb at April 11, 2014 09:35 AM (zOTsN)

391 He just kept marching on with his message. You can invite people in and talk to them, but they don't always listen.

One time the Mormons came to our door. My daughter, who loves to debate, invited them in for a few rounds of whack-a-mole. But as you noticed with the JWs, they're there to proselytize, not to listen.

Posted by: OregonMuse at April 11, 2014 09:36 AM (I8YZX)

392

You know I was talking to Nancy Pelosi's friends and they tell me that she does not give a shit about poor people. Of course, we all knew that didn't we. There is no way she would advocate policies that hurt the poor and minorities, policies like raising the minimum wage or amnesty for illegals if she actually cared about poor people. Stretch may be dumb, but she's not stupid!

Nancy's friends told me that reason she advocates these policies is to create more poverty and thereby create more Democrat voters! Everything she does is to divide one American from another by privileging one group over another to help destroy the Civil Society and help the ongoing establishment of the Total State.

Nancy pretends to be compassionate, but really she's just another fascist like her boss Ogabe.

Posted by: Steve in Greensboro at April 11, 2014 09:36 AM (bbivj)

393 Nancy Pelosi is "Shallow Throat". Sorry for the images, everyone.

Posted by: The Kennedy Brothers in Hell at April 11, 2014 09:39 AM (ndlFj)

394 Charlie Gasparino is on FNC talking about a single sentence that is hidden within the farm bill which allows the feds to take your income tax refund in order to repay the debts of your parents.
From the News Dump this morning...
Les MisÃ©rables on the Potomac

A few weeks ago, with no notice, the U.S. government intercepted Mary GriceÂ’s tax refunds from both the IRS and the state of Maryland. Grice had no idea that Uncle Sam had seized her money until some days later, when she got a letter saying that her refund had gone to satisfy an old debt to the government Â— a very old debt.

When Grice was 4, back in 1960, her father died, leaving her mother with five children to raise. Until the kids turned 18, Sadie Grice got survivor benefits from Social Security to help feed and clothe them.

Now, Social Security claims it overpaid someone in the Grice family Â— itÂ’s not sure who Â— in 1977. After 37 years of silence, four years after Sadie Grice died, the government is coming after her daughter. Why the feds chose to take MaryÂ’s money, rather than her surviving siblingsÂ’, is a mystery.

Across the nation, hundreds of thousands of taxpayers who are expecting refunds this month are instead getting letters like the one Grice got, informing them that because of a debt they never knew about Â— often a debt incurred by their parents Â— the government has confiscated their check.

... somebody at Treasury forgot that there is a provision in the Constitution (Article 1, Section 9, Clause 3), that old thing, that prohibits "ex post facto" laws.

No Bill of Attainder or ex post facto Law shall be passed.

Posted by: George ("Taxman") Harrison at April 11, 2014 10:55 AM (e8kgV)

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at April 11, 2014 09:40 AM (hn5v5)

395 There is no "Easter" for Jehovah Witnesses as ther was no resurrection of Jesus.

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 11, 2014 09:41 AM (8MjqI)

396 Are raw Brussels sprouts even food?

YES! Yes they are.

Posted by: Shivering brussels sprouts at April 11, 2014 09:43 AM (ndlFj)

397 We have Irish immigration activists??

Posted by: free tibet, etc. at April 11, 2014 09:47 AM (6wqZn)

398 . Ahh yes, Operative THE WORD. Latest report: Start of Transmission. Reputedly involved in certain underground social groups, although no reliable evidence has come to light, and indications are that PALOMINO is merely a ruse, not an active codeword. No credible link to the nefarious DR.T is indicated. Credible reports indicate that the increase in disinformation is linked to a decreasing supply of substance BOTOX, coinciding with a slight rise in WHISKY, BOURBON and VODKA indices, and there is a stockpiling effort by THE WORD. Recommended action is to prepare for VAL-U_RITE rationing, and stock up on bacon. End of Transmission You never read this. I was never here.

Posted by: Manfred von Brauerei-Mehrwertsteuer, Member, The League of Ugly Shirted Gentlemen at April 11, 2014 09:48 AM (FlRtG)

399 The IRISH now?!?! Is there another potato(e) famine I'm unaware of? I agree with the poster above - Democrats: The Party of Making Shit Up.

Posted by: sans_sheriff at April 11, 2014 09:58 AM (lj4x1)

400 There are fucktards in the GOP that really would say shit like that to Pelosi. They need to be crushed and run out of town on a rough hewn rail wrapped in barbed wire.

Posted by: maddogg at April 11, 2014 12:53 PM (xWW96)

Are you going to name names so we can take the hate to the next, personal level; or is it just to be a general hatred of the GOP based on the word of Nancy Pelosi? I want to know so that I can properly direct the awesome ire of my wrath on the proper individuals.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Days of Rage Sale at the Outrage Outlet! at April 11, 2014 10:01 AM (hLRSq)

401 it really does sound like something McCain would say

Posted by: thunderb at April 11, 2014 10:02 AM (zOTsN)

402 Matt Helm is more of a killer than an intelligence agent per se, but point otherwise taken ...

Posted by: I have MS-NBC for that at April 11, 2014 10:13 AM (sq9q3)

403 the liberal pathology has this weird hypothetical set up on how conservatives act...in that we apparently act like Sebelius being asked a direct question on Obama care. I mean if NanNan asked me a similar question, you'd know I'd have a better response than we hate poorrrs. Shit, being conservative is a tough intellectual choice (which the left ignores) and with the push back being offered by gheys and other left wing mafiosa, most of us have ready answers to things. The first response being is that "this isn't about the poor, it's about you and your criminal organization siphoning off tax dollars at every opportunity. If you want a serious discussion, let's talk about how the welfare state enable endowed privation." And then maybe later, I'd kick in the "hating the poor" shit.* to be fair, I'd estimate that 15% of cons have this view point. Much like 90% of liberals have racist anti-white based viewpoints for much of their knee jerk hate.

Posted by: joeindc44 at April 11, 2014 10:25 AM (+JbYP)

404 400 There are fucktards in the GOP that really would say shit like that to Pelosi. They need to be crushed and run out of town on a rough hewn rail wrapped in barbed wire. Posted by: maddogg at April 11, 2014 12:53 PM *********** A. she's lying. B. some might agree but not the ultra-libertarian, Randians are big on charity. See e.g., how cons give more to charity than blues.

Posted by: joeindc44 at April 11, 2014 10:26 AM (+JbYP)

405 Don't get pissed at this. Realize it's working for her just like Harry Reid's war on Koch is working for him. Then figure out why it's working and go from there. Getting angry and crying about it doesn't help. Time to realize they're winning with this stuff, figure out why, and then change how we do things so we might begin winning too.

Posted by: truth fairy at April 11, 2014 10:42 AM (ue2Nm)

406 Well, since Paul Ryan publicly declared he would work for Irish illegals' amnesty at a public meeting of Irish "immigration activists" it's kind of hard to fault Pelosi on that one.

Posted by: richard mcenroe at April 11, 2014 10:56 AM (XO6WW)

407 New Progg Version. It's less of a translation than a hallucination. Posted by: HR at April 11, 2014 12:42 PM (ZKzrr) That must be the version that was used as source material for the new movie, "Noah".

Posted by: theCork at April 11, 2014 11:25 AM (hbAdE)

408 80 >>>The Irish are just like anyone else and have their fair share of idlers and layabouts (just look up the Travelers some time), but I'll take a thousand fresh off the boat Irish ahead of the waves of Third World trash coming here for EBT cards and Obamaphos. you do realize you just confirmed Nancy Pelosi's theory that this is all about race, right? That the white Irish are fine, but these Third World darkies make immigration unappealing? ................................................................ Ace there is always that one Buchananite who pops up and genuinely embodies everything the Left says we are when it comes to immigration. These are the people who stupidly declare anything ( even increases in LEGAL immigration) as amnesty.

Posted by: midwestconservative at April 11, 2014 11:43 AM (eFTkY)

409 But seriously, nobody likes the Irish, not even the Irish ( I'm part Irish) If it were "just the Irish" we would ban immigration entirely.

Posted by: midwestconservative at April 11, 2014 11:44 AM (eFTkY)

410 So. Pelosi lives in a time-warp? Irish immigration? Seriously, is this the 19th Century?

Posted by: Rodney C. Johnson at April 11, 2014 01:00 PM (n9h5d)

411 looks like its time again for that popular internet search term "Harry Reid is a Pederast"....

Posted by: the Butcher at April 11, 2014 01:04 PM (++HCY)

412 Nancy - Pull that empty glass away from your ear - right now - and put it down ! Those voices you're hearing are not your *special friends* inside the glass. The voices are from these nice, nice gentlemen here in their white coats. They're here to see that you make it to your nice, new home, where you can enjoy a nice, big glass of prune juice whenever you want. So be a good little girl and let these nice men take you home, 'kay ? That's a good little cray-cray, Nancy.

Posted by: tlk428 at April 11, 2014 01:32 PM (+3ito)

413

This sounds pretty dubious. I can't see Pelosi with any friend willing to confide in her let alone a Republican friend.

I think she has an imaginary friend.

Posted by: summerwarmth at April 11, 2014 01:39 PM (zjsjM)

414 Cool use of classification and compartment! For future reference you use two slashes between classification (TS) and compartment (SCI). If the marking has dissemination controls and declassification date, those are separated by double slashes as well. The classification marking you had should look like this: TS//SCI Since there can be more than one compartment, those are separated by single slashes.

Posted by: Xander at April 11, 2014 03:43 PM (X8Djy)

415 Â“IÂ’ve heard them say to the Irish..." -- Yeah. I'm always talking to "The Irish."

Posted by: Steve O at April 11, 2014 07:10 PM (U0XDs)

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